You know, Americans don't need an excuse to stuff their capitalist pig faces.
*righteous red rage*
Seriously, 4th is the best holiday EVER!

I celebrated this day by drawing fuckloads of fat asses.

I noticed! C:

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

Why does this frighten me more than anything I have read in the last ten hours?

Cause...


AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Oh, so I can be a fatass....and not get made fun of for it today? 8D

Which pride is back? Is it gay pride? Because you're gay.

U R UGUAY

Uruguay is a country. :|

Happy National Day for you...
The belgian National Day is July 21 ! =>

Go US of A!

Since when do flying penises with pompom tails represent America?

Pretty much since always.

Oh that belly

I had co-workers who celebrated Ramadan.

You fast during the day but you stuff yourself stupid at night.

I mean they HAVE to eat sometime you know!

When my family arrived in this country four months ago, we spoke no English and had no money in our pockets. Today, we own a nationwide chain of wheel-balancing centers. Where else but in America, or possibly Canada, could our family find such opportunity? That’s why, whenever I see the Stars and Stripes, I will always be reminded of that wonderful word: flag!

irl america is a shit country and an enemy of humanity

I am sure you are hapy to go back to the sorry excuse of a country you came from. :D

maryland's p. cool actually

Goddamnit over here we (only?) have the rampant over-consumption but nothing else. No fireworks anymore Jesus. Last time I saw decent fireworks was in Iceland on OUR Independence day.

Iceland has totally boss fireworks. Their New Year celebrations are OFF THE HOOK!

I know last time I went there I set one off like the size of my forearm and fist. And since I set it off wrong it crashed into a hill and made a scorched crater like a foot across.

This year I was banned from all but sparklers. Shitsux.

I THINK YOU MAY HAVE AN AGENDA TO PROMOTE, SIR.

CLOEY WHY ARE YOU NOT EATING YOUR GIANT CHOCOLATE CAKE ON THIS MOST PATRIOTIC OF DAYS

IS IT BECAUSE THE CAKE SAYS USA ON IT AND YOU HATE AMERICA

EAT THIS CAKE NOW OR YOU ARE A TERRORIST

DAMMIT CLOEY DON'T YOU DARE CUT THAT GIANT CHOCOLATE CAKE. DON'T YOU SEE THERE'S A FLAG PAINTED ON IT! WHAT KIND OF UNPATRIOTIC PERSON EATS AMERICAN FLAGS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA CLOEY? LEAVE THAT GIANT CHOCOLATE CAKE ALONE!

...better than than try to cram a lot of fireworks down your gullet and light a fuse to a dozen hotdogs.

That is some green-ass pie, yo.