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Spotlight: Good afternoon, furries of the world! This is Spotlight, and I am here live in Ireland. If you all have noticed, I am wearing my green uniform. You know what that means? That’s right, furry folks. Today is St. Patrick’s Day! The celebration of the heritage and culture of the Irish in general. A public holiday celebrated widely in more countries than any other national festival - United Kingdom, Canada, USA, and more. So, while you all enjoy this holiday, make sure you all best be wearing something green because you know what happens when you aren’t - you’ll get pinched. And now, this just in, we got new world warriors that will be joining the Infurnationals today! Let’s see who these lucky fighters that’ll be making their debut...

*Somewhere in Ireland*

Armstrong: Dia dhuit! Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

Lucky Horseshoe: Hello, world! *cameraperson turns towards Lucky Horseshoe* Feeling lucky?

Pure Luck: Hehehehe. *cameraperson then turns towards Pure Luck* I know I am.

Rabbit Foot: You all better be wearing something green, *cameraperson then turns towards Rabbit Foot* or else I’ll have to come over and stomp on you. Hahahahaha!

Four Leaf: *cameraperson then turns towards Four Leaf* Don’t pay him no mind. He’s just yanking your chain.

Gold Coin: *cameraperson lastly turns towards Gold Coin* Anyone going after me pot of gold is gonna have to go through me!

*Back to Spotlight*

Spotlight: Looks like F.E.N.R.I. is going to be having years of bad luck with these new upcoming warriors. And there you have it, folks. That’s all we have here for today. Until then, tune in next time for our next news to report. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV! Lean on and green on! See you all later.