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Thursday Prompt - Strategic
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“Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out.” - Criss Jami
This week’s prompt is given to us by a random word generator: strategic
Remember the Six Ps:
Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance!
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Boss: (unfolding big map across table; talking carefully) Right ... this is the plan then. At 10:45 .. · you, Reg:, collect me and Ken in the van, and take us round to the British Jewelry Centre in the High Street. We will arrive outside the British Jewelry Centre at 10:50a of m. I shall then get out of the car, you Reg, take it and park it back here in Denver Street, right? At 10:51, I shall enter the British Jewelry Centre, where you, Vic, disguised as a customer, will meet me and hand me £5.18.3d. At 10:52, I shall approach the counter and purchase a watch costing £5.18.3d. I shall then give the watch to you, Vic. You'll go straight to Norman's Garage in East Street. You lads continue back up here at 10:56 and we rendezvous in the back room at the Cow and Sickle, at 11:15. All right, any questions?
Larry: We don't seem to be doing anything illegal.
Boss: What do you mean?
Larry: Well ... we're paying for the watch.
Boss: (patiently) Yes...
Larry: (hesitating) Well... why are we paying for the watch?
Boss: (heavily) They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh?
Larry: Look! I don't like this outfit.
Boss: Why not?
Larry: (at last feeling free to say what's on his mind) Well, we never break the bloody law.
- Monty Python's Flying Circus, S1E6, "It's The Arts," © 1969 BBC.
“Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out.” - Criss Jami
This week’s prompt is given to us by a random word generator: strategic
Remember the Six Ps:
Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance!
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qjfpb
http://montypython.50webs.com/scrip.....eries_1/38.htm
Boss: (unfolding big map across table; talking carefully) Right ... this is the plan then. At 10:45 .. · you, Reg:, collect me and Ken in the van, and take us round to the British Jewelry Centre in the High Street. We will arrive outside the British Jewelry Centre at 10:50a of m. I shall then get out of the car, you Reg, take it and park it back here in Denver Street, right? At 10:51, I shall enter the British Jewelry Centre, where you, Vic, disguised as a customer, will meet me and hand me £5.18.3d. At 10:52, I shall approach the counter and purchase a watch costing £5.18.3d. I shall then give the watch to you, Vic. You'll go straight to Norman's Garage in East Street. You lads continue back up here at 10:56 and we rendezvous in the back room at the Cow and Sickle, at 11:15. All right, any questions?
Larry: We don't seem to be doing anything illegal.
Boss: What do you mean?
Larry: Well ... we're paying for the watch.
Boss: (patiently) Yes...
Larry: (hesitating) Well... why are we paying for the watch?
Boss: (heavily) They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh?
Larry: Look! I don't like this outfit.
Boss: Why not?
Larry: (at last feeling free to say what's on his mind) Well, we never break the bloody law.
- Monty Python's Flying Circus, S1E6, "It's The Arts," © 1969 BBC.
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(Cut to film. Exterior of bank. Three bandits rush out with swag etc. One of them stops to talk to camera raising mask off him.)
Boss: No I think being illegal makes it more exciting.
Reg: Yes, I agree. I mean, if you're going to go straight you might as well be a vicar or something.
(Cut to vicar, wheeling quickly round to reveal he has his hand in the restoration-fund box.)
Vicar: What?
(Cut to chartered accountant.)
Chartered Accountant: (John Cleese) I agree. If there were fewer robbers there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking.
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I'm pretty sure that everyone knows that Larry is the undercover Bobby in this group. That and since he's been with them since the beginning they've never actually planned a real heist. And really since they've moved up in their profession's they'll doing better than if they had scored a robbery or two.
Well.... all but Larry.... he's still hasn't caught any thieves... not in all his years of undercover work.
Well.... all but Larry.... he's still hasn't caught any thieves... not in all his years of undercover work.
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