You ARE devious. *chuckles and mumbles something only you can here*

This is precious!!!

:in best national geographic commentator voice:
and thus the mating ritual has began as the two move in close to feel the warmth of one anothers bodies as they turn to fiery heat, the friction between them rising and rising, and what's this....there's a monkey watching in the bushes who seems just as excited:D

*I look over and see you*

:Does my own impression:
It seems the moneky has been spotted, halting the mating ritual. The male of the species quickly draws his natural weapon, a shotgun loaded with rock salt and takes aim. This may spell a nasty few moments for the spying monkey.

Oh I say, it looks to me that the primate has voided his bowels and relieved his sweaty form of those urges evoked by the heavy moment of intimacy and he scurries off into the brush....I say...

The ferret watches as the monkey scurries off, making sure that he's out of sight of the mated pair. He takes his mate up wind of the monkey's leavings and continues the intimate encounter...after checking for signs of the monkey...I say...

Awwww!!! SO CUTE!!!

Huggalicious. <3