This is a brilliant masterpiece of gorgeous proportions that took me many years to complete and could only be drawn be an artistic mastermind the likes of which is never known before. It will forever be commemorated as the most thought-provoking, well detailed, and culturally unique piece of art in human history. Its fame and beauty will surpass the age gape of the centuries to come and it will survive the heat death of the universe.

Or its a shitty MS Paint drawing of a boring, every day, normal as could be Phanpy that I drew like a year ago and only bothered to colour now and its none of those other things.

Whichever you prefer.