*After the 50,000 feet tall bipedal Glaceon stomp someone*
Down here big guy
*Glaceon looks down a saw someone*
Glaceon: hi there
Hi I wanted to ask you if you can stomp on me ^w^
Glaceon: okay
*Glaceon did so*
Mmm that felt great ^w^
Can you stomp me more please
Glaceon: If you say so
*Glaceon did so*
Ah that's so nice >w<
Hey can you tie me to your foot?
*Glaceon did so*
Glaceon: why you want me to tie you to my left back paw?
Because I like being under paws ^w^
Glaceon: how is my fur
*Rubs my face in it*
Mmm its soft
*Glaceon smiles*
*I lick his paw*
Your paw taste pretty good ^w^
Glaceon: thanks, how is Absol
He's good I think he just stomped a building of some kind
*I sniff his paw*
Glaceon: how do you know that?
*moves nose out of paw*
Oh its on twitter news lets see giant absol stomps out FTC headquarters puts phone away
Glaceon: is he bigger than before?
Yeah I think so because his paw was bigger than the building
*giggles* I say that's what those people deserve
Glaceon: yeah
*licks paw more*
I hope he grows so big he stomps us all out
Glaceon: why, he may stomp all his giant friends
Not his friends but all the humans
Glaceon: not all of them are evil
I know but maybe Pokemon should rule over humans
Glaceon: you see soon enough
Oh man I can't wait >w<
*kisses paw and nuzzle*
*After the 16,000 feet tall bipedal Absol stomped the FTC headquaters*
Nice stomping ^w^
*Absol smiles*
Can you stomp me
Absol: why, to feel my back paws again
Yes they are super soft ^w^
*absol did that*
Mmm
*is stuck under paw*
Absol: how is it
It's so soft
*nuzzles my face into the paw*
Absol: soft and big
Even bigger >w<
*licks paw* taste like vanilla
*Absol giggles*
You know if you keep getting bigger I might get lost on your paw
*I sniff deeply*
Absol: yeah
I wonder what will happen to the rest of the humans?
Absol: you see
I hope so
*I rub my face into the paw*
Absol: by the way, did you meet someone before you saw me again
Yes I did
It was a Glaceon
Absol: how is he?
He's pretty good also he has soft paws ^w^
Absol: what is he doing right now?
Hmm I'm not sure why don't you call him?
Absol: I guessing that he also stomps corruption like me
Yep corruption and evil people just like you
*I kiss his paw*
Absol: That is so like him *Absol smiles*