*After the 64,000 feet tall bipedal Absol stomp Jake Joseph Paul*
I hope you grinded that bug nice and good under paw :devilish:
Absol: I did and I'm surprised you not scared of my new size
I will say you are very huge but no I'm not scared ^w^
*Absol smiled*
*walks up to the Absol's toe"
Like look how small I am compared to just one toe
Absol: yeah, I'm so big
*kisses toe*
No matter how big you get I'm always happy to see you
Absol: thanks
I'm curious what do you think of humans now that you're this big?
Absol: some are nice, buy the why is you ears okay?
Yes my ears are fine I'm resistant ^w^
Absol: That glaceon did not tell you how big he is, did he
No he didn't
Absol: He's 50,000 feet tall
Oh your bigger than him ^w^
Absol: yes, when I first saw him he was bigger than me
But now you've grown bigger
Absol: yes, I wonder why me and that glaceon hate corruption?
I think it's because you two have like a mission to snuff out corruption
Absol: yeah
Hey is Jake Paul's body still stuck to your paw?
*Absol gently peel Jake Paul's body off his left hind paw*
Aw I wanted to clean it off for you
Absol: here you go
Oh thanks ^w^
*I lick his paw*
*Absol smiled*
Absol: what will I do to Jake Paul's body? Leave it alone?
I say grind it out like a cigarette he deserves it
*Continues licking*
Grind it until it's just a smear
*Absol did so*
I love it when you crush people under your paw ^w^
*Absol smiles*
Absol: thanks
Maybe if you get bigger I can live on your paw ^w^
*I move to lick your other paw*
Absol: Why?
Because I like your paws a lot *Blushes*
Absol: okay? but will your old home be okay?
Yeah it will be fine ^w^
Absol: I hope so, I hope I did not stomp it out by accident?
If you did it's fine ^w^
That just gives me more of a reason to live on your paws
Absol: so the bigger I get, the softer my fur gets?
*nuzzles paw*
Mmm maybe even if it doesn't your fur is super soft
Absol: what's my fur look like to you
It's like really tall grass that's soft *sniffs* and smells good too ^w^
Absol: like really tall soft white grass, right
Yep ^w^
Absol: did you see their blood or not?
Yeah I see it here I'll clean it for you ^w^
*Licks the stain on your paw*
Absol: thanks, I did not ask you my name did I
No I don't think you did
*Licks around the toes*
Absol: it's Leo Johnson
Oh cool can I call you Leo for short?
*I hug the side of his toe*
Leo: yeah
Sweet ^w^
*Crawls under your toe*
Leo: what did you see?
Your toe fur and some stains
*Starts licking*
Leo: How is it?
Tasty >w<
*Licks more*
Your paw is very yummy :3
Leo: did you see my face?
*looks up from in between toes*
Yep I see you
Leo: wonder what the police think, I'm not a bad guy or part of the police
I don't think the police would stop you
*Crawls around under paw*
Leo: true, or that Glaceon
Mmm yeah I'm going to curl up and sleep
Leo: good night little one