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Spotlight: Good evening, furries of the world! I'm Spotlight, and welcome back to another news report on Infurnationals TV. It's April 17th, but what exactly does that mean? Well, if you don't know, then I'll tell you what it means. Today...is International Bat Appreciation Day! You're probably wondering, "Bat Appreciation Day is a thing? And what the heck is that?" Well, this event is a reminder to us of the roles bats play in our daily lives. Not to mention, this national day would be a good excuse to bring and watch a few Batman movies. Hahahahahaha! Jokes aside, April 17 is the chance to show our nocturnal flying friends some love as they play an important role in the ecosystem and biodiversity. What do bats do, you may ask? Well, they are understudied and misunderstood creatures, let alone perceived as disease spreaders. However, bats actually help keep down pests, create rich fertilizer, and pollinate fruits and flowers. So, we should be grateful for their presence. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! New world warriors are taking the night flight to join the Infurnationals team today! Let's see who'll be joining us on this event...
*Somewhere in Moldova*
Night After: Aah, looks like my time has come.
*Somewhere in Italy*
Marble Halls: Finally. A reason for me to get out of the house and see the world. It's been quite a while.
*Somewhere in Germany*
Night Raid: I used to be a cop back in my days. *opens his closet revealing his arsenal of firearms* Now I have a good excuse to use my old-time arsenal.
*Somewhere in Nevada*
Late Bar: *belches loudly while drunk* Ugh...bring...it on! *hic* Hehehehehe.
*Somewhere in Utah*
Rockbreaker: *finishes digging a big hole as he turns around and pulls down his britches as he’s about to do his business when suddenly sees the cameraperson* Uhh...do you mind?
*Somewhere in Queensland*
Archie: Hnnnngggh…aaaaaah. Whew. *sees there’s no toilet paper* What the…?! Ah! Son of a bitch! *sees someone standing outside of the stall* Hey, you there! Got a spare roll I can use? *cameraperson tosses a TP roll under the stall where Archie is as he grabs it* Hell yeah! Thanks! You saved my ass! Haha. Literally.
*Back to Spotlight*
Spotlight: Now bats what I’m talking about. Ahahahahaha! Well, there ya have it, furry folks. That’s all we have here for today. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV! Stay tuned for our next news. BATcha next time we’ll have something newer to report. Hahahahaha. Until then, see you all later.
Spotlight: Good evening, furries of the world! I'm Spotlight, and welcome back to another news report on Infurnationals TV. It's April 17th, but what exactly does that mean? Well, if you don't know, then I'll tell you what it means. Today...is International Bat Appreciation Day! You're probably wondering, "Bat Appreciation Day is a thing? And what the heck is that?" Well, this event is a reminder to us of the roles bats play in our daily lives. Not to mention, this national day would be a good excuse to bring and watch a few Batman movies. Hahahahahaha! Jokes aside, April 17 is the chance to show our nocturnal flying friends some love as they play an important role in the ecosystem and biodiversity. What do bats do, you may ask? Well, they are understudied and misunderstood creatures, let alone perceived as disease spreaders. However, bats actually help keep down pests, create rich fertilizer, and pollinate fruits and flowers. So, we should be grateful for their presence. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! New world warriors are taking the night flight to join the Infurnationals team today! Let's see who'll be joining us on this event...
*Somewhere in Moldova*
Night After: Aah, looks like my time has come.
*Somewhere in Italy*
Marble Halls: Finally. A reason for me to get out of the house and see the world. It's been quite a while.
*Somewhere in Germany*
Night Raid: I used to be a cop back in my days. *opens his closet revealing his arsenal of firearms* Now I have a good excuse to use my old-time arsenal.
*Somewhere in Nevada*
Late Bar: *belches loudly while drunk* Ugh...bring...it on! *hic* Hehehehehe.
*Somewhere in Utah*
Rockbreaker: *finishes digging a big hole as he turns around and pulls down his britches as he’s about to do his business when suddenly sees the cameraperson* Uhh...do you mind?
*Somewhere in Queensland*
Archie: Hnnnngggh…aaaaaah. Whew. *sees there’s no toilet paper* What the…?! Ah! Son of a bitch! *sees someone standing outside of the stall* Hey, you there! Got a spare roll I can use? *cameraperson tosses a TP roll under the stall where Archie is as he grabs it* Hell yeah! Thanks! You saved my ass! Haha. Literally.
*Back to Spotlight*
Spotlight: Now bats what I’m talking about. Ahahahahaha! Well, there ya have it, furry folks. That’s all we have here for today. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV! Stay tuned for our next news. BATcha next time we’ll have something newer to report. Hahahahaha. Until then, see you all later.
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
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