Name: Archie

Species: Eastern Long-Eared Bat

Age: 69

Likes: Toilet humor, Action, Big butts, Belfies, Musky things, Sending nudes, Twerking, Rimjobs, Facesitting, Fisting, Porn magazines, Chubs, Hairy dudes

Dislikes: Kinkshaming, Judgmental people, Homophobes, Rape, Jumpscares, Bootleg items, Expensive items, Capitalism

Favorite Food: Mustard Prawns

Occupation: Mechanic (Also an Electrician)

Birthplace: Queensland

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Giant Bladed Boomerang, Explosive Knives

Title: Bionic Vigorous Outsider

Fursonal Quote: “I'm not fat! I'm just too thicc for that dick!”

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Mr. H: "Ugh...I don't know where to begin with THIS guy here. Our sixth and final bat to present, all the way from Queensland...Archie! This dude may come off rough and tough, let alone obnoxious, cocky, and somewhat corny, too. Even though he's both a mechanic and an electrician, and that he has a bionic arm and leg, that doesn't kinda excuse the fact that he can be gross and annoying. What do I mean by "gross"? Let's just say he talks shit. And I mean, he literally sometimes be talking shit. Toilet-humor wised, that is. Yeeeeaaaah, I can already tell some of you that like toilet humor is already loving this dude! Well, here's something else you might love about Archie. This Mad Max-lookin' ass wields a big ass bladed boomerang to cut down his enemies, let alone toss it right at 'em. He even carries explosive knives on him that'll explode when thrown at foes. Gross and annoying, yet he's still a cool, badass bat of Australia."