Kitty: Hello, everybody! And, welcome to Season 3 of everyone's favorite animated guessing game: the Masked Toon Singer!
Everyone: (cheering)
Kitty: For this season, the gloves are comin' off, as 16 cartoon characters battle it out while dressed in ridiculous costumes! They've been split into four groups of four, and once the singing's done, the viewers at home will vote for two of their favorites from each group. The two singers with the least amount of votes will duke it out in the Smackdown to see who will join the other two in the next round! Now, let's say hello to our esteemed panel, shall we? First up, we have Terry Bogard from the "Fatal Fury" games.
Terry: (tipping his hat at the camera) Yo, what's up?
Kitty: Next to him is the lovely principal of Crystal Prep Academy, Principal Cadence from "Equestria Girls".
Cadence: It's very nice to be back here for another season, Kitty.
Kitty: Next is everyone's favorite modern stone-age family man, Fred Flintstone.
Fred: Thank you. Thank you. I've got plenty of good guesses for our contestants this season.
Cadence: Yeah, sure you do.
Kitty: And, last but not least, all the way from Animal Crossing, the winner of last season's Golden Toon Ear Trophy, Isabelle!
Isabelle: (wearing a crown and cape) Isabelle here, reporting for duty, as always. ^^
Kitty: Like with last season, they'll be writing down their first impression guesses for each contestant, and whoever has the most correct guesses at the end of the season will win the Golden Toon Ear Trophy.
Fred: (determined to win) And, I am NOT gonna lose this season!
Isabelle: We'll see about that, fatso.
Kitty: Alright, for Group A, we've hired somebody to help give out clues to the contestants' identities. It's called a Clue Parrot, and after each performance, he'll be flying across the stage with something in his claws that might give a clue to their true identities. He's currently backstage getting ready.
*Backstage, Iago was stretching his wings next to a box of clues while wearing a scarf and an aviator helmet as he was the Clue Parrot.*
Iago: All systems go, boss lady!
Kitty: Great, Iago! Okay, enough talk! Let's get Season 3 started!
Everyone: (cheering)
Kitty: Group A consists of Triceratops, Blob, Heron, and Snail. Let's start out with a three-horned beast from the Cretaceous Era, and is ready to horn in on the competition. But, will it be enough to lead him to victory? Let's find out as we unravel some about the Triceratops.
Triceratops: Listen, I wasn't always the lovable three-horned plant-eater you see before you today. In fact, I was part of a group that was persecuted and disgraced by "normal" people just because we were different. Oh, that made me so mad, I could just explode! Life wasn't any better for me before all that, either. I got roped in on the wrong side of the law, and took part in a feud that made the Montagues and the Capulets look like BBFs. But, here I am, hopin' to make a good name for my people, and if I play my cards right, I might set a good example on living peacefully with everybody! Who knows? I might overthrow the T. Rex as King. King of the Masked Toon Singers, that is. ;)
Song: "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0Oect0nVQ
Kitty: Wow! What a start to the season, Triceratops!
Terry: Yeah, he was pretty good! That's gonna be pretty dang hard to top!
Isabelle: You said it, Terry!
Kitty: Okay, now it's time for the Clue Parrot to fly by with a clue to the Triceratops' identity. Iago, if you please.
Iago: (flying across the stage, carrying a taxidermized alligator in his claws)
Kitty: An alligator, huh? Probably someone from the South, huh? Okay, based on everything you've heard, write down your first impression guesses for the Triceratops.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Alright, then. While the panel scratches their heads as to who the Triceratops might be, let's move on to our next contestant. She can be found clogging the u-bend in your kitchen sink, and makes for an awesome kids' science project. So, let's give it up for the sticky and slimy Blob!
Blob: I don't wanna get political, but I come from a city where things are anything but the cats' pajamas. Between various attacks from beings of biological impossibilities, robotic mobsters, crooks with electric personalities, and even the ancient past, things are pretty darn crazy where I come from. And, the police force we have isn't helping much, either. But, luckily, I happen to have a secret weapon. I've got friends in high places that are always flying by to lend a helping hand when need be, and I always seem to call on them when our city needs them the most, despite the police commander believing otherwise. However, I'm on my own for this one, but it's a good opportunity to show everyone what I'm capable of. Look out, world! 'Cause this cute little blob is gonna be the next Queen of the Masked Toon Singers! ;)
Song: "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FjRyV-Mqh4
Kitty: That was very nice, Blob.
Fred: Y'know, for a disgusting pile of slime, she's got a good voice. ^^
Cadence: Ditto. ^^
Terry: Eh, wrong blob. ^^;
Kitty: Alright, then. Let's see what the Clue Parrot has got for us now. Iago, let's see the clue, please!
Iago: (flying across the stage with a SWAT vest in his claws)
Kitty: A SWAT vest, huh? Okay, panel, based on what you've heard, write down your first impression guesses.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Alright, then. While the panel tries to piece together who the Blob might be, let's...
*Kitty suddenly gets interrupted by a transmission featuring what appears to be the shark from the French version of the Masked Singer sitting in front of a bulletin board with various clues about each of the contestants on the show.*
Clue Shark: Hello, everyone out there in TV watching land. It is I, the Clue Shark, here to give you some clues about the contestants you might have missed. Like this aviator's hat in the Blob's package. (shows everyone an aviator's hat from the Blob's clue package) Or this bright red bow in the Triceratops' package. (shows everyone a bow that was behind the Triceratops in his clue package) Hope that can clear things up for you all. But, who am I, you ask? Well, if I told you, I'd have to burn you myself. (laughs maniacally)
*We then cut back to the show, where Kitty looks on puzzled.*
Kitty: Uh.... what just happened?
Isabelle: It seems that we got interrupted by some kinda shark.
Fred: A shark? How'd he know where to find us? And, who is he?
Kitty: I'm not sure, but we're gonna find out soon enough. In the meantime, let's carry on with our next contestant. She's a long-necked birdie who's looking to shoot her target at point blank. So, stay on target, and welcome the Heron!
Heron: Hang onto your nitro, y'all, because my story's one heck of a doozy! I got started working in theme parks where racers drive around in pretty dangerous scenarios, when suddenly, a trio of marsupials and a bunch of deranged scientists came crashing in, literally, and I went on the adventure of a lifetime. After a while, I learned that some fruity dude has been causing all sorts of trouble in the park, so working with my new friends, we were able to put an end to it all. Not to mention, I got a little close to one of the marsupials I've helped out, even though he may not realize it. Oh, well. Maybe if I win this competition, and become the next Queen of the Masked Toon Singers, maybe he'll change his mind about me.
Song: "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VS5jIJPYzA
Kitty: Awesome! The Heron's not playing around here!
Cadence: Yeah. She's pretty good. ^^
Kitty: Now, let's see what the Clue Parrot's got for us now. Iago, please?
Iago: (flying across the stage carrying a neon banner that said "Grand Prix" on it)
Kitty: Grand Prix? In neon?
Fred: Hmmmmmmm. I think I may know who this might be.
Kitty: Well, Fred, write down your first impression along with the rest of the panel if you think you know who it might be.
Fred: Okay, already. Don't rush me! (writes down his first impression guess, and puts it in the slot)
Terry, Cadence, and Isabelle: (writing down theirs, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Alright, then. Now, let's go to our final contestant of Group A while the panel thinks about who the Heron is. He's an escapee from a fancy French restaurant, and what he lacks in mobility, he makes up for in spirit and determination. So, give it up for the Snail!
Snail: Sometimes, you gotta go throw hell in order to get your happy ending. When I first started out, I was outcast because of my unique heritage, and they wouldn't even let me on the team. That was, until a deadly virus started to spread in the place I called home, and they needed medicine delivered urgently. So, after facing many hardships by accepting my bloodline, and embracing my destiny, I made the sled team, and we were able to get the supplies to our destination, and everyone was alright. I became a hero, and they even made a statue of me at one point. But, now comes my next big challenge: becoming the King of the Masked Toon Singers. I hope to give a stellar performance here, otherwise my goose is cooked!
Song: "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGI9NbH-mk
Kitty: My, that was beautiful, Snail.
Isabelle: Oh, my gosh! He's got an amazing voice. <: )
Fred: Yeah, he kinda does.
Kitty: Alright, let's see what the Clue Parrot's bringing for us this time. Iago, if you please?
Iago: (flying across the stage carrying an Alaskan flag in his claws)
Kitty: An Alaskan flag, huh? Maybe this character could be from Alaska, probably?
Terry: I'm not sure. Are there cartoons from Alaska?
Kitty: But, at any rate, write down your first impression guesses for the Snail, panel.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay, then. That about does it for Group A of Season 3 of the Masked Toon Singer. Now, it's up to the viewers at home! Comment below which two you think should move onto the next round. The two with the most votes will move on, and the bottom two will have to duke it out in the Smackdown to see who will join them. So, happy voting everybody!
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
Everyone: (cheering)
Kitty: For this season, the gloves are comin' off, as 16 cartoon characters battle it out while dressed in ridiculous costumes! They've been split into four groups of four, and once the singing's done, the viewers at home will vote for two of their favorites from each group. The two singers with the least amount of votes will duke it out in the Smackdown to see who will join the other two in the next round! Now, let's say hello to our esteemed panel, shall we? First up, we have Terry Bogard from the "Fatal Fury" games.
Terry: (tipping his hat at the camera) Yo, what's up?
Kitty: Next to him is the lovely principal of Crystal Prep Academy, Principal Cadence from "Equestria Girls".
Cadence: It's very nice to be back here for another season, Kitty.
Kitty: Next is everyone's favorite modern stone-age family man, Fred Flintstone.
Fred: Thank you. Thank you. I've got plenty of good guesses for our contestants this season.
Cadence: Yeah, sure you do.
Kitty: And, last but not least, all the way from Animal Crossing, the winner of last season's Golden Toon Ear Trophy, Isabelle!
Isabelle: (wearing a crown and cape) Isabelle here, reporting for duty, as always. ^^
Kitty: Like with last season, they'll be writing down their first impression guesses for each contestant, and whoever has the most correct guesses at the end of the season will win the Golden Toon Ear Trophy.
Fred: (determined to win) And, I am NOT gonna lose this season!
Isabelle: We'll see about that, fatso.
Kitty: Alright, for Group A, we've hired somebody to help give out clues to the contestants' identities. It's called a Clue Parrot, and after each performance, he'll be flying across the stage with something in his claws that might give a clue to their true identities. He's currently backstage getting ready.
*Backstage, Iago was stretching his wings next to a box of clues while wearing a scarf and an aviator helmet as he was the Clue Parrot.*
Iago: All systems go, boss lady!
Kitty: Great, Iago! Okay, enough talk! Let's get Season 3 started!
Everyone: (cheering)
Kitty: Group A consists of Triceratops, Blob, Heron, and Snail. Let's start out with a three-horned beast from the Cretaceous Era, and is ready to horn in on the competition. But, will it be enough to lead him to victory? Let's find out as we unravel some about the Triceratops.
Triceratops: Listen, I wasn't always the lovable three-horned plant-eater you see before you today. In fact, I was part of a group that was persecuted and disgraced by "normal" people just because we were different. Oh, that made me so mad, I could just explode! Life wasn't any better for me before all that, either. I got roped in on the wrong side of the law, and took part in a feud that made the Montagues and the Capulets look like BBFs. But, here I am, hopin' to make a good name for my people, and if I play my cards right, I might set a good example on living peacefully with everybody! Who knows? I might overthrow the T. Rex as King. King of the Masked Toon Singers, that is. ;)
Song: "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0Oect0nVQ
Kitty: Wow! What a start to the season, Triceratops!
Terry: Yeah, he was pretty good! That's gonna be pretty dang hard to top!
Isabelle: You said it, Terry!
Kitty: Okay, now it's time for the Clue Parrot to fly by with a clue to the Triceratops' identity. Iago, if you please.
Iago: (flying across the stage, carrying a taxidermized alligator in his claws)
Kitty: An alligator, huh? Probably someone from the South, huh? Okay, based on everything you've heard, write down your first impression guesses for the Triceratops.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Alright, then. While the panel scratches their heads as to who the Triceratops might be, let's move on to our next contestant. She can be found clogging the u-bend in your kitchen sink, and makes for an awesome kids' science project. So, let's give it up for the sticky and slimy Blob!
Blob: I don't wanna get political, but I come from a city where things are anything but the cats' pajamas. Between various attacks from beings of biological impossibilities, robotic mobsters, crooks with electric personalities, and even the ancient past, things are pretty darn crazy where I come from. And, the police force we have isn't helping much, either. But, luckily, I happen to have a secret weapon. I've got friends in high places that are always flying by to lend a helping hand when need be, and I always seem to call on them when our city needs them the most, despite the police commander believing otherwise. However, I'm on my own for this one, but it's a good opportunity to show everyone what I'm capable of. Look out, world! 'Cause this cute little blob is gonna be the next Queen of the Masked Toon Singers! ;)
Song: "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FjRyV-Mqh4
Kitty: That was very nice, Blob.
Fred: Y'know, for a disgusting pile of slime, she's got a good voice. ^^
Cadence: Ditto. ^^
Terry: Eh, wrong blob. ^^;
Kitty: Alright, then. Let's see what the Clue Parrot has got for us now. Iago, let's see the clue, please!
Iago: (flying across the stage with a SWAT vest in his claws)
Kitty: A SWAT vest, huh? Okay, panel, based on what you've heard, write down your first impression guesses.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Alright, then. While the panel tries to piece together who the Blob might be, let's...
*Kitty suddenly gets interrupted by a transmission featuring what appears to be the shark from the French version of the Masked Singer sitting in front of a bulletin board with various clues about each of the contestants on the show.*
Clue Shark: Hello, everyone out there in TV watching land. It is I, the Clue Shark, here to give you some clues about the contestants you might have missed. Like this aviator's hat in the Blob's package. (shows everyone an aviator's hat from the Blob's clue package) Or this bright red bow in the Triceratops' package. (shows everyone a bow that was behind the Triceratops in his clue package) Hope that can clear things up for you all. But, who am I, you ask? Well, if I told you, I'd have to burn you myself. (laughs maniacally)
*We then cut back to the show, where Kitty looks on puzzled.*
Kitty: Uh.... what just happened?
Isabelle: It seems that we got interrupted by some kinda shark.
Fred: A shark? How'd he know where to find us? And, who is he?
Kitty: I'm not sure, but we're gonna find out soon enough. In the meantime, let's carry on with our next contestant. She's a long-necked birdie who's looking to shoot her target at point blank. So, stay on target, and welcome the Heron!
Heron: Hang onto your nitro, y'all, because my story's one heck of a doozy! I got started working in theme parks where racers drive around in pretty dangerous scenarios, when suddenly, a trio of marsupials and a bunch of deranged scientists came crashing in, literally, and I went on the adventure of a lifetime. After a while, I learned that some fruity dude has been causing all sorts of trouble in the park, so working with my new friends, we were able to put an end to it all. Not to mention, I got a little close to one of the marsupials I've helped out, even though he may not realize it. Oh, well. Maybe if I win this competition, and become the next Queen of the Masked Toon Singers, maybe he'll change his mind about me.
Song: "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VS5jIJPYzA
Kitty: Awesome! The Heron's not playing around here!
Cadence: Yeah. She's pretty good. ^^
Kitty: Now, let's see what the Clue Parrot's got for us now. Iago, please?
Iago: (flying across the stage carrying a neon banner that said "Grand Prix" on it)
Kitty: Grand Prix? In neon?
Fred: Hmmmmmmm. I think I may know who this might be.
Kitty: Well, Fred, write down your first impression along with the rest of the panel if you think you know who it might be.
Fred: Okay, already. Don't rush me! (writes down his first impression guess, and puts it in the slot)
Terry, Cadence, and Isabelle: (writing down theirs, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Alright, then. Now, let's go to our final contestant of Group A while the panel thinks about who the Heron is. He's an escapee from a fancy French restaurant, and what he lacks in mobility, he makes up for in spirit and determination. So, give it up for the Snail!
Snail: Sometimes, you gotta go throw hell in order to get your happy ending. When I first started out, I was outcast because of my unique heritage, and they wouldn't even let me on the team. That was, until a deadly virus started to spread in the place I called home, and they needed medicine delivered urgently. So, after facing many hardships by accepting my bloodline, and embracing my destiny, I made the sled team, and we were able to get the supplies to our destination, and everyone was alright. I became a hero, and they even made a statue of me at one point. But, now comes my next big challenge: becoming the King of the Masked Toon Singers. I hope to give a stellar performance here, otherwise my goose is cooked!
Song: "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGI9NbH-mk
Kitty: My, that was beautiful, Snail.
Isabelle: Oh, my gosh! He's got an amazing voice. <: )
Fred: Yeah, he kinda does.
Kitty: Alright, let's see what the Clue Parrot's bringing for us this time. Iago, if you please?
Iago: (flying across the stage carrying an Alaskan flag in his claws)
Kitty: An Alaskan flag, huh? Maybe this character could be from Alaska, probably?
Terry: I'm not sure. Are there cartoons from Alaska?
Kitty: But, at any rate, write down your first impression guesses for the Snail, panel.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay, then. That about does it for Group A of Season 3 of the Masked Toon Singer. Now, it's up to the viewers at home! Comment below which two you think should move onto the next round. The two with the most votes will move on, and the bottom two will have to duke it out in the Smackdown to see who will join them. So, happy voting everybody!
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
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