Sometimes I am pretty sure my concience is on crack. I mean it tells me to do the most random things at times. Like wile driving

Devil: "Drive with your eyes shut it will be fun!"
Me: "I dont think that is such a good idea."
Devil: "No your right....HIT THAT POLE!"

Or while cooking something sweet

Angel: "Needs salt"
Me: "No it doesn't"
Angel: "Fine, Cheyanne?"
Me: "NO!"
Angel: "Fine....Sierra?
Me: "Is that even a spice?"
Angel: "No I just thought it would be funny if you baked her CD in there."

Then they both get in on the action agreeing, usually in dramatic circumstances.

Me: "They just cut me off, @^($%!@$(~!^$@!_)&# @$(#"
Devil: "Ram into the back of there car."
Me: "No I just need to calm down."
Angel: "DO IT FAGGOT!"

Good times...lol