
NATP2 Preview - Rainseia goes to Vaporeon 101
a Non-canon preview of "Not A Team Player 2: a Divine Comedy" a story concept I've been sitting on, other than "GachaVision."
SYNOPSYS:
Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den got into a fatal Tank-wreck and died. when he woke up, he found himself in Heaven much to his bafflement. but there's an issue; Heaven is a lame-ass replica of life on Earth, none of the buildings are real, and what little there is to actually do is pretty damn spartan.
what's worse, Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den is reunited with Sebastian and Aria, along with this weird Shiny Vaporeon that Sebastian and Aria are familiar with, but Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den has never met (or has he?) those three assholes seem at peace with these shitty afterliving conditions, but our blue bastard is not having ANY of this bullshit!
Can our homeboy file a complaint with the Manager of this shitshow and hopefully find a way back to the Land of the Living? or is he doomed to stay in this Twilight Zone-style ironic Hell for all of eternity?
Frustrated over how Lame Heaven is, Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den- free of the influence his Soulmates had on his mind- does the unthinkable and takes his annoyance out on Rainseia. doing so in a way that thoroughly ruins having hir own body for hir.
Poor Rainseia- basically made to be a niche character. shi traded the three heads and extra limbs for the much simpler 'being a Shiny Vaporeon.' but little did shi know was that shi was escaping one niche to embody another...
MODELS:
Sebastian, Aria, and Rainseia (Jolteon, Leafeon, and Vaporeon respectively) - Yunpol
Follow Me, I Have a Spare Space In My Den (Glaceon) - RandomTBush
Moustache - Apoc Hedgie
MAP:
Gm_Heaven - VicRamone
SYNOPSYS:
Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den got into a fatal Tank-wreck and died. when he woke up, he found himself in Heaven much to his bafflement. but there's an issue; Heaven is a lame-ass replica of life on Earth, none of the buildings are real, and what little there is to actually do is pretty damn spartan.
what's worse, Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den is reunited with Sebastian and Aria, along with this weird Shiny Vaporeon that Sebastian and Aria are familiar with, but Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den has never met (or has he?) those three assholes seem at peace with these shitty afterliving conditions, but our blue bastard is not having ANY of this bullshit!
Can our homeboy file a complaint with the Manager of this shitshow and hopefully find a way back to the Land of the Living? or is he doomed to stay in this Twilight Zone-style ironic Hell for all of eternity?
Frustrated over how Lame Heaven is, Follow Me, I Have A Spare Space In My Den- free of the influence his Soulmates had on his mind- does the unthinkable and takes his annoyance out on Rainseia. doing so in a way that thoroughly ruins having hir own body for hir.
Poor Rainseia- basically made to be a niche character. shi traded the three heads and extra limbs for the much simpler 'being a Shiny Vaporeon.' but little did shi know was that shi was escaping one niche to embody another...
MODELS:
Sebastian, Aria, and Rainseia (Jolteon, Leafeon, and Vaporeon respectively) - Yunpol
Follow Me, I Have a Spare Space In My Den (Glaceon) - RandomTBush
Moustache - Apoc Hedgie
MAP:
Gm_Heaven - VicRamone
Category Artwork (Digital) / Pokemon
Species Pokemon
Size 1392 x 3032px
File Size 4.19 MB
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
He honestly only got in on a technicality. A group of Soulmates cannot be broken up no matter what. It's frankly ludicrous, which is the point; I made the FM,IHASSIMD Soulmate concept to be as obtuse and stupid as possible, all to upset that miserable blue rodent as much as possible.
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