Try submarine next time.

Cornelius on a submarine

I like this idea

Me too.

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh ajosfijo god

you're seriously one of my favorite artists on this gay dumb site

really? But i'm just some dumb kid that actually tries to draw in a style

what about the fyrry muur perry dickgirls with skyscaper dicks flaunting my sexuality everywhere every minute

no seriously it's even better than this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4159442/

don't click that probably

this is what happens when you click the very first thumbnail on the recent submissions thing

this is why i rock

and as of right now that picture has 1 more favorite than this one

what the fuck is wrong with this website

everything?

braces are for fags


actually i had braces

For not being gay, he sure can look the part. Ha, sucks to be him.

But he sure can make the most embarrassing pose standing there like that all inward bow-legged like a little girl. XD

people will see his underwear and creepy men will touch his thighs


it's a bad deal, really

Just hope he doesn't live in Shinjuku. He'd be dead by the end of the day taking a subway.

Shinjuku?

That doesn't sound like a place I care to visit or google

Shinjuku's the commercial district of Tokyo. You get every kind of modern age creepy bastard there.

Is that really a male? I can't believe how furries have turn into human sexual "fashions" or culture rofl So sexy btw, I would fuck that ass so hard that I would sleep over her wet body after cuming xD rofl sorry gotta say it

What the fuck is this shit?

"I can't believe how furries have turn into human sexual "fashions" or culture rofl "
What the fuck does that even mean?

"So sexy btw, I would fuck that ass so hard that I would sleep over her wet body after cuming xD rofl sorry gotta say it

Okay first off, I'm not like the other assclowns on this shithole website. I don't give two shits what you want to do to an imaginary character.

Secondly, you don't "gotta say it", and I wish other people wouldn't either. It's not cute, funny, or sexy. It's fucking disgusting and rude to say shit like that.

Thirdly, it's a guy.

I never want to see another comment like this on any of my pictures ever again.
You think I'm fucking around? Go ahead and try me.

I really don't care if you ARE or NOT a "cassclown" like others in this "shithole website"... but I guess since your reply is full of shit ... probably you are but you don't want to recognize it.

First, is too obvious what I am saying. You drew a "male furry" wearing school girl clothes in a kind of

Second, "people will see his underwear and creepy men will touch his thighs", you said that, maybe I am one of those creepy man haha.

Sorry if It was rude, and believe me, I won't say any other comment to your "dirty" pics because they are. They have a lot of DIRT and almost sexual scenes in the few pics I have seen of yours.

And of course, I don't need to watch "sensual" pics like yours. I can do my own garbage, but I have been very busy with REAL WORLD YOU KNOW "kid" (I doubt you are a kid as you said in some of your comments) ?

You take too seriously that comment in a site where there is much dirty, pornographic, sensual, xxx, etc. and your art has it... Your art has those and you, again, don't want to recognize it... so you act like a stupid mad "kid", and as I added, I don't think you are a damn kid.

You are full of contradictions, at least put a WARNING on your description that you don't want comments like the one I posted first.

Really, I am not in mood but I am trying to express this in a "good manner" behavior to make a difference between a "shit" (as you use a lot of that word) artist against a "middle-open" minded artist like me...

By the way, if you don't like this "shithole website", why the hell are you here? You can just leave you know? There are many "free of assclowns" websites were you can post your art.

Oh wow you really do think I'm fucking around

It's pretty obvious English is not your first language, so I'll make this real easy for you to understand.

Unlike the gobs and gobs of bullshit you and others draw, my works tend to actually be TASTEFUL rather than gross outright porn, and I actually have a style unlike that generic bullshit you see everywhere. I occasionally draw things of adult nature, yes but it's pretty obvious that it's not meant to be outright porn or overwhelmingly sexual.

I take those comments seriously because unlike most of the people on this site, I'm not delusional and I don't think the Internet is an excuse to act like a fool. I'm only reacting the same way if someone said this about something I drew in real life.

It's not a contradiction. It's only pictures, and there's no excuse for you to leave comments like that. Learn some fucking self-control. Stop pretending you have some right to post nasty shit like you just did.


I'm actually unsure why I'm here. I hate this place with a burning passion minus a few decent artists.

For someone busy with the "real world" it sure took you a long time to write this huge fucking paragraph. Do me a favor and just leave me alone if you're going to be stupid.

I had no idea what i was smoking

ahahahaha i was such a fucking dumbass in 2010

oh boy

Okay fucknut, you're gonna get a lesson very quickly.

It's dipshits like you that make the furry fandom look bad. You don't go around saying this disgusting shit. It's no wonder you draw NOTHING but pornography, and really distastefully done pornography at that; I guarantee you if you were to say your garbage out in the real world to another person, you would get charged for so many things it's not even funny. The character isn't meant to be a murry purry toy for you to fap to, you sick freak, it's a character designed to be cute and this guy's work is done for style, not the same yiffy fucktardery your kind likes to engage in.

You aren't cute or sexy like the artist says you are, you're an oversexed bottom-dwelling freak of nature. You don't "gotta say" a damn thing. If you want your yiff fix, go drool over JessicaElwood or InnocentTazlet's garbage. This is the only decent thing left on this godforsaken site and basement-dwellers like you have to go and destroy it.

Learn to proofread your comments too, your first line makes about as much sense as one of you furfaggots walking in Time Square fully suited. Fuck off and burn. You make the rest of us furries look bad. Despite what you think, "furry" isn't a goddamn fetish, and you CAN go two seconds without imagining someone in the mercenary position. Give it a shot and draw some decent art for once, you'll gain more respect from normal people.

Xonaiya-Tycelyn, your comment is pathetic.

1) "You don't go around saying this disgusting shit."
Yes you can, if there is not a WARNING about comments... he/she should have put one before I commented. But don't worry, I wont comment again in a page of a guy that is mad for nothing, with many contradictions. Sorry if I offended him with my comment, but I am not in mood to receive that kind of replies talking "shit" even from this website.

2) "It's no wonder you draw NOTHING but pornography, and really distastefully done pornography at that".
I like to draw it, and I am glad this website is free to post it, you should be more open minded in that way. But I guess your sexual problems in real life are too heavy to be open minded. And if it was "distastefully done" why do I have even commissions? Really, your comment is simple pathetic.

3) "I guarantee you if you were to say your garbage out in the real world to another person, you would get charged for so many things it's not even funny."
This is not REAL WORLD, if you haven't notice. In real world we have other Manners to deal with other humans as we are (I guess you are human, or are you a dog?)

4)"The character isn't meant to be a murry purry toy for you to fap to, you sick freak, it's a character designed to be cute and this guy's work is done for style, not the same yiffy fucktardery your kind likes to engage in."
As I said, he should have posted a WARNING. His art is crowded with sensual scenes, and as I said sorry if I offended him/her (I don't know what gender is him/her). This website is crowded with worst guys than me, so beware...

5) "You aren't cute or sexy like the artist says you are, you're an oversexed bottom-dwelling freak of nature."
Lady ( I guess you are a woman, probably not a lady but I am trying to have "good manners" since you got offended just with my first comment about an IMAGINARY CHARACTER!) you don't know a "shit" of me, just to say that junk of words. I could insult you the same but I think you are irrelevant, judging even from your kind of drawings... you are not even what you describe in your "furry page", at least not in "open minded" stuff... You can't judge me and I can't judge you too only for a stupid comment, to say that YOU ARE NOT CUTE OR SEXY... That's simple "nerd-rage" or frustrations that you have, and thats why you exploded like that to me trying to "defend" from nothing your "friend".

6) "You don't "gotta say" a damn thing. If you want your yiff fix, go drool over JessicaElwood or InnocentTazlet's garbage".
Again, another contradictions on your comments, I don't see nothing about your "open minded" but a lot of "nerd-rage" and frustration... By the way, those artist are great and really open minded, even when I don't know so much about them. Maybe I've found a bit of envy here...

7) "Learn to proofread your comments too, your first line makes about as much sense as one of you furfaggots walking in Time Square fully suited. Fuck off and burn."
Proofread? I would if there was a WARNING, but don't worry, as I said I won't comment nor watch this guy drawing (I guess is a Guy by now), or maybe not since he/she is contradictory too even on his drawings and comments.
If you don't find sense to my comments, guess what... I don't care! Haha! By the way, at this rate I guess the one who is "fucked off and burned" is another "person" or "furry?"

8) "You make the rest of us furries look bad. Despite what you think, "furry" isn't a goddamn fetish, and you CAN go two seconds without imagining someone in the mercenary position. Give it a shot and draw some decent art for once, you'll gain more respect from normal people."

Why? Because a simple comment? Haven't you seen the thousands of "fap, porno, sex," etc. comments done by other "freaks" (as you call us) on this website? What you mean with "us furries look bad"? You should be objective, and say that make only you and this guy mad only for that simple "crazy" (or "shit" as you said) comment I made on this picture.

Furry is not a fetish in my opinion, I never said it but you do -contradiction again-. Maybe is my bad English since I don't speak it or write it as my common language or something, but as I said: I don't even care if my comment made sense or not for you.
I don't even know that position, the only one who knows the names of those are people that really are always on sex and no working on real good stuff. I try to liberate, free some frustrations with my art and I express it freely and with no fear since here is a free website and I am very grateful with Furaffinity for this. If you don't like here you can go.
I don't care about "normal" people, there are a lot of those in REAL WORLD, you know? And many of them are very respectful of me in REAL LIFE, do you?
It is very weird to find people like you both here, with "nerd-rage" and a lot of contradictions... really, thats pathetic and I personally think that your comments are the real wrong part of this "coin". And finally, I repeat, if you don't understand or get any sense from my comments, is something I don't care!

1. Learn to socialize. Not everyone on this site likes to have murry purry comments, myself included. Considering the fact he SHOWED HIS DISPLEASURE in the artist's comments, I'd say that means don't do it. I can read sarcasm as a "I don't like furries being overly sexual".

2. I am very open minded. And to be quite honest with you, I have no sexual problems whatsoever. Maybe a problem with being in large groups, but hey, at least I know how to behave with tact. Oh, and FYI? People on this site buy porn from you because it's cheap porn. It's also a shame you have to call someone who is basically a nymphomaniac sexually issued. I have a sex drive just like anyone else on this site does; what I have is discretion and respect. I don't have to resort to drawing my characters in blatantly sexual issues to get anywhere.

3. Heh, don't accuse me of being you. I don't publicly announce I want to fuck a nonexistant character who is usually set around this artist's age, who is SEVENTEEN. That might put this character at FIFTEEN. I have manners on and off the internet, which should be the norm. Don't use anonymity as an excuse to act like a pedophilic freak, and don't accuse me of rudeness when you're the one explaining how you want to bone a MALE WOLF CHILD in the ass. That states problems, and it's beyond creepy.

4. Like I said, I'm open minded. What I am not, is a yiff toy. I have been stalked, I have been harrassed, I have been used on so many levels you wouldn't even begin to understand. I did not call you ugly; don't pick my words apart. I called your conduct uncute and disgusting. By the way, the artist is male.

5. I am female. Don't pin reactions on my gender, pin reactions on somebody who has been wrongfully pinned to be your type; a porn artist. A sexual deviant. Somebody who has nothing better to do than look at or draw porn. I've seen the rest of this artist's work, and he does this gallery as a joke. Judging by his attitude in the artist's comments, you should have understood that.

6. JessicaElwood is a thief who used female pictures to disguise himself (JessicaElwood is a man). InnocentTazlet is an arrogant talentless hack who has no grasp on proper anatomy and who I've had issues with before because she's too perfect to take critique. I'm not closed minded where they're concerned; they prove that you furries are never what you will appear. JESSICA IS A MAN AND A THIEF. INNOCENTTAZLET IS A SELLOUT WHORE. I have no jealousy where they're concerned. I would rather be jealous of artists like Spunky, Vani, or Hibbary.

7. Leadshoes has a life you know. He doesn't spend all day looking to fight dipshits like you. I was just neurotically getting rid of comments because I'm OCD and noticed your reply myself. I was just about to go swimming. Thank you for the amusement. Leadshoes also isn't a furry, because this account is a joke.

8. The minority of porn-obsessed people on this site that are furries are here, because FurAffinity is a furry porn site. That's all it is. I came here for the sole reason of watching a friend from DeviantART who has left. There are furries on DeviantART - which are actually the majority - who don't do the yiff scene. Yiff is your excuse to be sexually deviant. Furries used to be something that was cool; what would be cooler than having a character on the internet that's of a different species? But after fucks like you go around on everything and make comments like you do, it ruins everything about what it used to be. I hate admitting I'm a furry now. I hold my head in shame because of it. But at the same time, I keep myself away from the community and like I said, only use this account to watch the people I love who are more active on here.

Oh, and I don't have to be a sexual deviant like you to know what some positions are. I only know the names of 3 by the way, and I learned those via a Google search after someone like you linked me to a disgusting site. My assumptions have merit because all I ever see are people like you. I've been attacked by furries who think it's okay to yiff anyone who doesn't have warnings. I put my warnings up because I was severely mentally scarred by several furries who tried to pull their fetishes on me. I was stalked. So yes, I'm still open minded. I'm just sick of you fucks making yiffmurr comments with the assumption everyone's like you.

Ask before you yiff is the moral of the story, idiot. And of course people who are teenagers are yoing to be disgusted by you. Not everyone is you. Not everyone is the majority of this site. ASK BEFORE YOU YIFF.

Being "open-minded" is not merit for acting like a retard.

What makes the least sense to me is, why on your shoutbox you said you weren't a furry, but at the same time you make ridiculous fucking comments like

"So sexy btw, I would fuck that ass so hard that I would sleep over her wet body after cuming xD rofl sorry gotta say it"

and your avatar is of a fucking furry.

Contradictions, ladies and gentlemen; the weirdos are the ones who fail to notice their own idiocy the most.

You don't HAVE to say it, by the way, there are people with fur as their kink (and I know a few, too) who act with more maturity and respect than you.

The reason why you're acting so fucking assholish and contradictory is because you JUST got told it was a man and you're trying to cover up the fact you now look like a basement-dwelling homosexual when you're actually most likely a basement-dwelling gaybasher who probably masturbates to Dr. Comet and their own SISTER on a daily basis.

Also, if you have a real life, why are you so willing to post gigantic responses that make you look even more ridiculous?
Every day I take a walk for about 6 hours in the afternoon after filling mountains of requests in the morning because I'm off school for now, and I use the rest of my day to respond to idiots like you and do even more requests and gift art.
THAT is what's called having a life, my FURRY "friend", and you don't seem to have one.

Is speaking English so hard when you can spell contradictions, understand, pathetic and other long words?
Is it, because you seem to handle it pretty well despite your actual, functioning brain being the one in your small, tiny and infertile penis.

Good day.

like the community does*

For fuck sake I reread my post THREE TIMES.

This is a pretty cute picture, by the way, LeadShoes, the style is quite admirable. :3
and gee, you'd figure some people would realize it's a guy when women aren't usually called "cornelius", huh? x__x

never delete this

these comments are a goldmine

I never planned on it hha

*acts ignorant of the stuff above*

Yeah. Buses suck. If I ever have to start riding the bus again, I'm buying an mp3 player.

people sure are getting their panties in a bundle over this

it sure was funny

dood.

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