The main city of Geocentra is a place of bustling activity both good and bad. It is a place of prosperity and ingenuity! Yet one many minds quarrel over... With the rise of affordable civic and military mecha, means that safety (and danger) has never been easier to obtain!

Luckily for the residents living in the city, Little Bird (sometimes known as LB, Elbie, or Elby) watches from the skyline for large sized mechanical threats. In this instance an automated war mecha from the evil paramilitary organization Razor Corps came for a visit near downtown. The mech was armed with a powerful twin cannon, and stomping robot legs of course. Operated behind a reinforced shielded autonomous or remote control unit.

As for LB, they claim to be the manifestation of a primordial black hole - a small black hole about the size of a baseball formed during the early stages of the universe. This gives LB all the advantages of a world of weight in a small dense package! LB Can lift an entire war machine with ease, and toss it around like it's nothing. They tossed this specific machine down the street where it came to a halt belly-down. LB then leaped over and causally planted their rear onto the shielded control module (or the head).

"Nice seat! Scrapheap! I hope you don't mind me getting comfortable!" LB addressed to the mecha before pinning it down with immense weight. The machine struggled to get off the ground. With every movement of LB's hips and the shuffling of their thighs, the crushing force of butt and tailfeather caused increased stress on the reinforcement...

"I hope you're getting a real good view of the event horizon!" Was commented by LB when they really began to put on the tons! Eventually the shielding cracked and the machine began to claw the street below in a desperate attempt to escape it's 'wreckoning'.

Once the shielding was cracked enough for the control module to be critically damaged, the mecha ceased it's struggle and shut down permanently. Still, Elby upped the punishment - applying enough booty to further crack the road and causing the head to crumple and flatten

Once all was said and done the battle machine was dismantled by civic mechs later in the week. The e-shop nearby remained abandoned, and no gargoyles were harmed...

Only the mecha was harmed... By bird butt from an individual just a meter and a half high... So much for Razor Corps' engineering prowess. Butt they will try again and again, until Geocentra is theirs!