More like Dragozolt, am I right?

there is so much dragging going on <3

The 'at this point normal' dracozolt proportions

it's canon!

Dracozolt:The thicc ass Pokémon

cheeks for days and yet is still the least miserable of the new fossil pokemon :v

He’s the happiest fossil, probably because he hit the motherload of booty

i know i'd be :v

I can never get enough of this thiccy boye

i love him and his >w< face

He is adorable in so many ways, instantly shot to my fav fossils tbh (if not my fav dragon type in general)

I love how every drawn Dracozolt I see has a massive dumptruck.

this is beyond a dumptruck. it might as well be considered a freighter at this point.

it's one of those mining dump trucks

it's canon to the games! :v

Fair enough.

He's got that proper draggin' ass! I love how the tail is equally engorged with fat~

fat tails are way underrated <3

I feel at times Pokemon Inc. just made this Pokemon to tease me.
"Oh, so you like big legs, wide hips and big butts? Here is the most bottom heavy Pokemon in history!"

game freak has created the thiccest boi

booty fo' ages

How is this NOT the base game sprite? 🙄
Like, duh, this is obliviously perfection

it might be a bit smaller than canon size :P

He or she idk has reached peak evolution and is superior to all other species I predict that his(her) kind will conquer the planet by the end of the month

i hope so

Wow, it's not often I get to see you draw a pokemon as they are, 100% normal and accurate to the art.

But for real, Thin half/fat half is way underused in scenarios, I can almost see this Dracozolt having a Billy/Jimmy difference where the top half is all cleanly, nice, and well-mannered, and the bottom half is an uncontrollable fat slob.

he keeps walking towards burger shops and doesnt know why

Well they are pretty bottom-heavy^^

and thats why i like em

Pretty sure we all like them for that reason, I know I do

You should make an Acrozolt of similar proportions.

oooh cold boi <3

Honestly lewd stuff aside, i feel like this fixes the one thing i don’t like about Dracozolt, being that you can see the fleshy bits of the bigger half. Adding more pudge/layers to sort of cover it makes it look more natural, so despite the front being so thin, it ALMOST looks like a Pokémon that’s meant to exist and isn’t drunk Galar scientists playing god.

Rambling aside, love the pic, i’d hug this blubberbutt.

there's kind of a charm to the "clearly just two completely different halves stuck together" look but i agree he looks better with more lard :V

now those are some hippo lookin hips i bet his ass is a destroyer of chairs or any sort of seat

chairs and tables and walls and anything else
he's not too aware of how wide he is

I think Pokemon knew what they were doing when they designed this... lol, and Im not complaining about the result.

i'm glad they did <3

how i'm tryna be

same tbh