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Kitty: Welcome to the Masked Toon Singer, everybody! Today, we're gonna experience Group B, which consists of Grasshopper, Camel, the Venus Flytraps, and Pancakes. And, we're also gonna celebrate the 25th anniversary of one of the biggest series in the history of animation. That's right: Pokemon!
Fred: Pokemon? Isn't that something that Rastafarians say whenever they play strip poker?
Cadence: Uh, no, Fred. It's a series where kids go out and catch powerful creatures to battle each other. It's short for Pocket Monsters.
Isabelle: Yeah! One of the characters from that series appeared in Season 1 of our show.
Fred: How come no one tells me these things?
Terry: Do we really need to answer that question?
Kitty: Anyway, last week, we've unmasked the Heron, who was revealed to be Pasadena O'Possum from the Crash Bandicoot franchise. And, since nobody guessed her, the score still stands at zero a piece. Maybe they'll do better with Group B. And, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Pokemon, we're gonna supply some Poke-clues that would help everyone uncover their true identities. What do I mean by that? Well, I'll show you.
*A TUFF Trooper comes in with a tray holding four Pokeballs.*
Kitty: Inside these Pokeballs are Pokemon that serve as clues to the contestants' true identities. They came from my husband's personal collection which can be found on a private island off the coast of Puerto Rico.
Terry: Does he know that you're using them?
Kitty: Of course, Terry. He's the only one that knows the true identities of the contestants, so he figured it would be a fun way to celebrate the series' 25th anniversary. So, without further delay, let's get on with Group B, shall we? First up is a green insect who's known for jumping around your backyard, nibbling on the blades of grass in your lawn. So, please welcome the Grasshopper!
Grasshopper: Here's a penny for your thoughts that I'm sure will be worth your time. This jumping insect has been in service to a very wealthy family who have been living in a city with a pretty bad crime rate, but we tried to turn it around to make it better for the citizens and anyone visiting. However, when my employers were tragically killed, they left their son in my care, and I've been by his side for all his life. Especially when he started to take matters into his own hands. It was there that I became busier than ever. But, now, it's my turn to shine. And, once I become the King of the Masked Toon Singers, I'll be the one he'll be calling "Master." ;)
Song: "Whoomp! (There It Is)" by Tag Team ft. Doodge & Viper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfgmkSk7h4
Kitty: Wow! That was quite a head-boppin', toe-tappin' performance from the Grasshopper! ;)
Fred: You forgot grass-hoppin', Kitty!
Kitty: That too. Anyway, let's see what the Grasshopper's Poke-clue is. (pulls out a Pokeball) Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and a Crobat comes out of it)
Isabelle: A Crobat? Is this character a bat character?
Terry: (having an inkling of who it might) Or maybe it's a character associated with bats. Or maybe a CERTAIN bat hero.
Fred: Are you certain of that?
Terry: I think so.
Kitty: Okay, panel, based on all the clues you were given, write down your first impression guesses for the Grasshopper.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Now, while the panel noodles on who the Grasshopper is, let's bring in our next contestant. She's come all the way from the Sahara desert carrying a lot of fat, not water as you might think, in her humps. 'Cause let's face it. Without all that, she may not survive this competition. So, please join me in welcoming the Camel! :D
Camel: Okay, here's my crazy story, given to you straight from the horse's mouth. Oh, sorry, I mean camel's mouth. I come from a land where the sun rises in the east, and let me tell you, nothing gets me excited every morning than a good gallop around the block. I'm actually part of a group of crazy girls with... (clears throat) ..."unique" attributes, and one poor sap who's been roped into it all. Some would argue that I'm the most stable one in the group, and that may be true, but there are times when I go a little bonkers myself, especially whenever somebody mentions carrot cake. Mmmmmmmmmm. Yummy! But, I still maintain a noble, chivalrous demeanor when I'm out and about, and when I become the Queen of the Masked Toon Singers, I'll probably be seen as royalty among my kind. ^^
Song: "You Drive Me Crazy" by Britney Spears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtbVZhU6VlM
Kitty: That was incredible, Camel! You certainly drove us crazy! Crazy about you, that is! ;)
Cadence: No doubt about that! :D
Isabelle: But, not Fred, though. He's just crazy. Tee-hee. X3
Fred: (unimpressed) Droll. Very droll. -_-
Kitty: Oh, calm down, Fred. She was only joking. But, now, let's get down to business. (pulls out another Pokeball) Here's the Camel's Poke-clue. Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and an Aegislash comes out)
Terry: An Aegislash? Could this character have wielded a sword at one point?
Fred: How could she, Terry? Look at her costume! (shows Terry that the Camel is quadrupedal) It's obvious that this character's got four legs! How could she hold a sword?
Terry: Uh.... with her mouth?
Kitty: Alright, you guys! Stop arguing, and write down your first impression guesses for the Camel based on the clues that were given.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay. While the panel tries to piece together who the Camel might be, why don't we...
*Kitty then gets cut off again by another transmission from the Clue Shark, who has new clues about the contestants.*
Clue Shark: Hello, peeps. It's me, the Clue Shark, again! And, I've got some clues about the contestants that definitely went over your head. Like this poster for the Royal Air Force in the Grasshopper's clue package. (shows everyone a Royal Air Force poster that was in the background of the Grasshopper's clue package) Oh, and here's a good one from the Camel's package. You'd have to be a REAL birdbrain to have missed this one. ;) (shows everyone a stuffed bird perched on a fake brain in the Camel's clue package) That's it from me this time, and if you're still wondering who I am, all you need to know right now is that I'm a real titan of a guy. So, smell ya later! ;)
*We then cut back to the show, where Kitty looks on puzzled like before.*
Kitty: There's that dang shark again!
Cadence: (getting nervous) I know! I'm starting to freak out a little bit. :fear:
Fred: I swear, when I find out who that guy is, I'm gonna give him one of these! (clenches his hand into a fist, and shoves it in Isabelle's face)
Isabelle: Meep! :O
Kitty: Easy there, Fred! Why don't we continue on with our next contestant, shall we? ^^; It's a first for the show, as we have THREE people performing at once. So, straight outta the swamps of North Carolina, and here to take root on our stage, it's the Venus Flytraps!
Red Flytrap: Listen, my sisters and I weren't always the happy, bug-eating swamp plants you see before you today. In fact, we were actually quite ruthless and power hungry to a fault.
Green Flytrap: Yeah. We were REAL jerks. But, at least we enjoy lunch. :D
Yellow Flytrap: Ugh. Why don't you have an off switch? -_-
Red Flytrap: May I continue, please? As I was saying, we were a trio of evil individuals who were banished from our world by a powerful wizard, and were stuck in teenage bodies as punishment for our crimes. We then decided to attend high school, and use their musical showcase as an excuse to devour their negative feelings. Needless to say, it didn't go so well.
Yellow Flytrap: All because of those infants and the "power of friendship." Afterwards, we sang so badly, even nails on a chalkboard sounded heavenly by comparison.
Green Flytrap: But, at least we still like tacos. ^^
Red Flytrap: Let me tell the story, you two! Anyway, after the days went round, we found our voices again, and found the beauty in the simple things. And, now, we hope to redeem ourselves on this show. Who knows? Maybe there might be room for THREE Queens of the Masked Toon Singers. You never know. ;)
Green Flytrap: But, we don't get points on this show. Therefore, we can't be redeemed. :B
Yellow Flytrap: Ugh. Go back to sleep.
Song: "Iko Iko" by the Dixie Cups: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuC519ni1aE
Kitty: That was amazing, Venus Flytraps! I guess Audrey II isn't the only singing carnivorous plant out there. ^^
Fred: You got that right, Kitty.
Cadence: (recognizing the Flytraps' voices) Although, I can't help find something familiar about their voices.
Kitty: We'll worry about that later, Cadence. (pulls out another Pokeball) Right now, let's see what their Poke-clue is. Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and a Dusk Lycanroc comes out)
Terry: A Dusk Lycanroc?
Isabelle: Are they a trio of wolves?
Fred: Or maybe these three formed their group at dusk.
Kitty: Well, at any rate, write down your first impression guesses for these three based on the clues that were given to you.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay, while the panel tries to figure out who the Venus Flytraps are, let's bring in our final contestant for Group B. He's a beloved breakfast meal that'll make you feel real good, and even goes great with assorted fruits. So, grab your maple syrup, and a refreshing cup of coffee, 'cause here come the Pancakes!
Pancakes: I'm not one for giving people the cold shoulder, but I gotta do what I must. You see, I actually came to your planet by complete accident, and I was taken captive by a corrupt corporation to compete in some kind of tournament not unlike this one. There, I fought all sorts of strange creatures, including giant lizards, people resembling canines, rogue cyborgs, and even the living dead. Once I defeated a two-headed creature, I took some technology from my captors, and used it to repair my ship, returning me home safely. But, now, I've returned to your planet with a new face, and I have ambitions of becoming the King of the Masked Toon Singers. And, THAT will be a supreme victory for sure.
Song: "Build Me Up Buttercup" by the Foundations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9acKPhmd4PI
Kitty: Swingin'! The Pancakes clearly aren't going down without a fight. ;)
Isabelle: Yeah. If I knew my breakfast could sing like that, I wouldn't have had them for breakfast. XD
Terry: I'm sure we all feel that way, Isabelle. ^^
Kitty: Okay, now it's time to what the Pancakes' Poke-clue is. (pulls out one more Pokeball) Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and a Glalie comes out)
Cadence: A Glalie? What could that mean?
Fred: Maybe he lives somewhere cold, or possibly had a history of being cold?
Kitty: Well, at any rate, write down your first impression guesses based on the clues that were given to you.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay, then. Well, folks that about does it for Group B. Now, it's up to the viewers at home. Just like with Group A, vote for which two you think should move on to the next round down in the comments. The two with the most votes will be moving on, and the bottom two will duke it out in the Smackdown to see who will join them. So, happy voting, everybody!
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
Fred: Pokemon? Isn't that something that Rastafarians say whenever they play strip poker?
Cadence: Uh, no, Fred. It's a series where kids go out and catch powerful creatures to battle each other. It's short for Pocket Monsters.
Isabelle: Yeah! One of the characters from that series appeared in Season 1 of our show.
Fred: How come no one tells me these things?
Terry: Do we really need to answer that question?
Kitty: Anyway, last week, we've unmasked the Heron, who was revealed to be Pasadena O'Possum from the Crash Bandicoot franchise. And, since nobody guessed her, the score still stands at zero a piece. Maybe they'll do better with Group B. And, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Pokemon, we're gonna supply some Poke-clues that would help everyone uncover their true identities. What do I mean by that? Well, I'll show you.
*A TUFF Trooper comes in with a tray holding four Pokeballs.*
Kitty: Inside these Pokeballs are Pokemon that serve as clues to the contestants' true identities. They came from my husband's personal collection which can be found on a private island off the coast of Puerto Rico.
Terry: Does he know that you're using them?
Kitty: Of course, Terry. He's the only one that knows the true identities of the contestants, so he figured it would be a fun way to celebrate the series' 25th anniversary. So, without further delay, let's get on with Group B, shall we? First up is a green insect who's known for jumping around your backyard, nibbling on the blades of grass in your lawn. So, please welcome the Grasshopper!
Grasshopper: Here's a penny for your thoughts that I'm sure will be worth your time. This jumping insect has been in service to a very wealthy family who have been living in a city with a pretty bad crime rate, but we tried to turn it around to make it better for the citizens and anyone visiting. However, when my employers were tragically killed, they left their son in my care, and I've been by his side for all his life. Especially when he started to take matters into his own hands. It was there that I became busier than ever. But, now, it's my turn to shine. And, once I become the King of the Masked Toon Singers, I'll be the one he'll be calling "Master." ;)
Song: "Whoomp! (There It Is)" by Tag Team ft. Doodge & Viper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfgmkSk7h4
Kitty: Wow! That was quite a head-boppin', toe-tappin' performance from the Grasshopper! ;)
Fred: You forgot grass-hoppin', Kitty!
Kitty: That too. Anyway, let's see what the Grasshopper's Poke-clue is. (pulls out a Pokeball) Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and a Crobat comes out of it)
Isabelle: A Crobat? Is this character a bat character?
Terry: (having an inkling of who it might) Or maybe it's a character associated with bats. Or maybe a CERTAIN bat hero.
Fred: Are you certain of that?
Terry: I think so.
Kitty: Okay, panel, based on all the clues you were given, write down your first impression guesses for the Grasshopper.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Now, while the panel noodles on who the Grasshopper is, let's bring in our next contestant. She's come all the way from the Sahara desert carrying a lot of fat, not water as you might think, in her humps. 'Cause let's face it. Without all that, she may not survive this competition. So, please join me in welcoming the Camel! :D
Camel: Okay, here's my crazy story, given to you straight from the horse's mouth. Oh, sorry, I mean camel's mouth. I come from a land where the sun rises in the east, and let me tell you, nothing gets me excited every morning than a good gallop around the block. I'm actually part of a group of crazy girls with... (clears throat) ..."unique" attributes, and one poor sap who's been roped into it all. Some would argue that I'm the most stable one in the group, and that may be true, but there are times when I go a little bonkers myself, especially whenever somebody mentions carrot cake. Mmmmmmmmmm. Yummy! But, I still maintain a noble, chivalrous demeanor when I'm out and about, and when I become the Queen of the Masked Toon Singers, I'll probably be seen as royalty among my kind. ^^
Song: "You Drive Me Crazy" by Britney Spears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtbVZhU6VlM
Kitty: That was incredible, Camel! You certainly drove us crazy! Crazy about you, that is! ;)
Cadence: No doubt about that! :D
Isabelle: But, not Fred, though. He's just crazy. Tee-hee. X3
Fred: (unimpressed) Droll. Very droll. -_-
Kitty: Oh, calm down, Fred. She was only joking. But, now, let's get down to business. (pulls out another Pokeball) Here's the Camel's Poke-clue. Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and an Aegislash comes out)
Terry: An Aegislash? Could this character have wielded a sword at one point?
Fred: How could she, Terry? Look at her costume! (shows Terry that the Camel is quadrupedal) It's obvious that this character's got four legs! How could she hold a sword?
Terry: Uh.... with her mouth?
Kitty: Alright, you guys! Stop arguing, and write down your first impression guesses for the Camel based on the clues that were given.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay. While the panel tries to piece together who the Camel might be, why don't we...
*Kitty then gets cut off again by another transmission from the Clue Shark, who has new clues about the contestants.*
Clue Shark: Hello, peeps. It's me, the Clue Shark, again! And, I've got some clues about the contestants that definitely went over your head. Like this poster for the Royal Air Force in the Grasshopper's clue package. (shows everyone a Royal Air Force poster that was in the background of the Grasshopper's clue package) Oh, and here's a good one from the Camel's package. You'd have to be a REAL birdbrain to have missed this one. ;) (shows everyone a stuffed bird perched on a fake brain in the Camel's clue package) That's it from me this time, and if you're still wondering who I am, all you need to know right now is that I'm a real titan of a guy. So, smell ya later! ;)
*We then cut back to the show, where Kitty looks on puzzled like before.*
Kitty: There's that dang shark again!
Cadence: (getting nervous) I know! I'm starting to freak out a little bit. :fear:
Fred: I swear, when I find out who that guy is, I'm gonna give him one of these! (clenches his hand into a fist, and shoves it in Isabelle's face)
Isabelle: Meep! :O
Kitty: Easy there, Fred! Why don't we continue on with our next contestant, shall we? ^^; It's a first for the show, as we have THREE people performing at once. So, straight outta the swamps of North Carolina, and here to take root on our stage, it's the Venus Flytraps!
Red Flytrap: Listen, my sisters and I weren't always the happy, bug-eating swamp plants you see before you today. In fact, we were actually quite ruthless and power hungry to a fault.
Green Flytrap: Yeah. We were REAL jerks. But, at least we enjoy lunch. :D
Yellow Flytrap: Ugh. Why don't you have an off switch? -_-
Red Flytrap: May I continue, please? As I was saying, we were a trio of evil individuals who were banished from our world by a powerful wizard, and were stuck in teenage bodies as punishment for our crimes. We then decided to attend high school, and use their musical showcase as an excuse to devour their negative feelings. Needless to say, it didn't go so well.
Yellow Flytrap: All because of those infants and the "power of friendship." Afterwards, we sang so badly, even nails on a chalkboard sounded heavenly by comparison.
Green Flytrap: But, at least we still like tacos. ^^
Red Flytrap: Let me tell the story, you two! Anyway, after the days went round, we found our voices again, and found the beauty in the simple things. And, now, we hope to redeem ourselves on this show. Who knows? Maybe there might be room for THREE Queens of the Masked Toon Singers. You never know. ;)
Green Flytrap: But, we don't get points on this show. Therefore, we can't be redeemed. :B
Yellow Flytrap: Ugh. Go back to sleep.
Song: "Iko Iko" by the Dixie Cups: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuC519ni1aE
Kitty: That was amazing, Venus Flytraps! I guess Audrey II isn't the only singing carnivorous plant out there. ^^
Fred: You got that right, Kitty.
Cadence: (recognizing the Flytraps' voices) Although, I can't help find something familiar about their voices.
Kitty: We'll worry about that later, Cadence. (pulls out another Pokeball) Right now, let's see what their Poke-clue is. Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and a Dusk Lycanroc comes out)
Terry: A Dusk Lycanroc?
Isabelle: Are they a trio of wolves?
Fred: Or maybe these three formed their group at dusk.
Kitty: Well, at any rate, write down your first impression guesses for these three based on the clues that were given to you.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay, while the panel tries to figure out who the Venus Flytraps are, let's bring in our final contestant for Group B. He's a beloved breakfast meal that'll make you feel real good, and even goes great with assorted fruits. So, grab your maple syrup, and a refreshing cup of coffee, 'cause here come the Pancakes!
Pancakes: I'm not one for giving people the cold shoulder, but I gotta do what I must. You see, I actually came to your planet by complete accident, and I was taken captive by a corrupt corporation to compete in some kind of tournament not unlike this one. There, I fought all sorts of strange creatures, including giant lizards, people resembling canines, rogue cyborgs, and even the living dead. Once I defeated a two-headed creature, I took some technology from my captors, and used it to repair my ship, returning me home safely. But, now, I've returned to your planet with a new face, and I have ambitions of becoming the King of the Masked Toon Singers. And, THAT will be a supreme victory for sure.
Song: "Build Me Up Buttercup" by the Foundations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9acKPhmd4PI
Kitty: Swingin'! The Pancakes clearly aren't going down without a fight. ;)
Isabelle: Yeah. If I knew my breakfast could sing like that, I wouldn't have had them for breakfast. XD
Terry: I'm sure we all feel that way, Isabelle. ^^
Kitty: Okay, now it's time to what the Pancakes' Poke-clue is. (pulls out one more Pokeball) Pokeball, GO! (throws the Pokeball, and a Glalie comes out)
Cadence: A Glalie? What could that mean?
Fred: Maybe he lives somewhere cold, or possibly had a history of being cold?
Kitty: Well, at any rate, write down your first impression guesses based on the clues that were given to you.
Terry, Cadence, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)
Kitty: Okay, then. Well, folks that about does it for Group B. Now, it's up to the viewers at home. Just like with Group A, vote for which two you think should move on to the next round down in the comments. The two with the most votes will be moving on, and the bottom two will duke it out in the Smackdown to see who will join them. So, happy voting, everybody!
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
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