So here's Parka in his indescructable Beauchamp Coolant Suit.
His thighs squeaking together scares away the animals. he just wants to ride a pig :(
Category Screenshots / All
Species Skunk
Size 647 x 645px
File Size 89.4 kB
If you bought...or buy the game (10$) you can.
you can also:
- kill monsters
- dig for gold
- craft items from wood and iron
- smelt iron
- make gigantic castles
- give gigantic castles a lava moat with your bucket fulla lava
- find red stone and use it for magic circuitry.
- make mine carts and rails
eventually you'll be able to
- fight sharks
- make boats
- tame and ride animals
- make golems and command them
- do all the above with friends in multiplayer.
you can also:
- kill monsters
- dig for gold
- craft items from wood and iron
- smelt iron
- make gigantic castles
- give gigantic castles a lava moat with your bucket fulla lava
- find red stone and use it for magic circuitry.
- make mine carts and rails
eventually you'll be able to
- fight sharks
- make boats
- tame and ride animals
- make golems and command them
- do all the above with friends in multiplayer.
Parka: Okay, I'm on the island. what do you want me to do first.
Prof Beauchamp: Well first you're probably going to need some shelter, the island is quite dangerous at night.
Parka: But.. you didn't give me any tools!
Prof Beauchamp: Punch the trees.
Parka: What?
Prof Beauchamp: Punch the trees.
Parka: Oh..er..okay... wait! There's something strange over there. it looks like...a sad four legged cactus.
Prof Beauchamp: Ahhah! Yes.! that's why you're there, we need a sample.
Parka: A sample? You... you want me to jerk it off.
Prof Beauchamp: *snrk* Sure! go nuts.
Prof Beauchamp: Well first you're probably going to need some shelter, the island is quite dangerous at night.
Parka: But.. you didn't give me any tools!
Prof Beauchamp: Punch the trees.
Parka: What?
Prof Beauchamp: Punch the trees.
Parka: Oh..er..okay... wait! There's something strange over there. it looks like...a sad four legged cactus.
Prof Beauchamp: Ahhah! Yes.! that's why you're there, we need a sample.
Parka: A sample? You... you want me to jerk it off.
Prof Beauchamp: *snrk* Sure! go nuts.
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