
Both of these things are not like the other.
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You're a bit squirrelly for hanging out on FA if those puns horrify you. Now, if I was really good, I could come up with a platypus pun, but I think I otter duck beaver I say it out loud. Either that, or I could weasel out of your inevitable badgering over these terrible puns, but then I'd just be a dirty rat. Actually, my main avatar is a kangaroo rat, but that's bestoat the point. Mice self, I really enjoy coming up with these, if only to see people's horrified reactions.
And "platypun" is too easy. Yes, I wasted five or ten minutes writing this. *sits back*
And "platypun" is too easy. Yes, I wasted five or ten minutes writing this. *sits back*
That's what I was thinking. An otter is not... an otter? I didn't know there was an animal known in the English language as a nutria. I looked it up on Wikipedia and I prefer the otter, mainly because the nutria is a pest according to the entry. Otherwise, it just looks much like a beaver.
And we all know that otters are cuter than beavers.
And we all know that otters are cuter than beavers.
A comic strip artist named Jim Brozman certainly was. In the late 80's, he worked on a Renegade Press comic book called Strata, a black-and-white comic with talking, sword-wielding otters WITH HUGE, UGLY, BEAVER-LIKE BUCK TEETH IN THEIR MOUTHS!
I love otters, and will usually buy any comic book that contains otter characters, but otters drawn with beaver heads was just too ridiculous for me. If they had actually been beavers, that would have been okay as well. But the story called them "otters", so . . .
I love otters, and will usually buy any comic book that contains otter characters, but otters drawn with beaver heads was just too ridiculous for me. If they had actually been beavers, that would have been okay as well. But the story called them "otters", so . . .
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