Kitty: Alright, folks! Since Grasshopper has lost the Smackdown, it's time we unmasked him, and send him back to his universe. But, before we do that, let's see what the panel's first impression guesses were, shall we?

*The TUFF Troopers head into the underground vault, and retrieve the first impression guesses for the Grasshopper. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*

Kitty: Okay, the first impression guesses for the Grasshopper are as follows...

Terry's first impression guess: Alfred from DC Comics
Cadence's first impression guess: Dick Grayson from DC Comics
Fred's first impression guess: Alfred from DC Comics
Isabelle's first impression guess: Tim Drake from DC Comics

Kitty: Okay, that about does it for the first impression guesses. Now, let's see who's right and who's wrong as we...

Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

Grasshopper: (removing his mask, revealing himself to be Bruce Wayne's trusty butler, Alfred Pennyworth)

Kitty: I knew it! It's Bruce Wayne's butler, Alfred Pennyworth, if he was rapping!

Fred: I don't believe it! I got one right! YABBA-DABBA-DOO! (runs down to the stage to give Alfred a big hug)

Kitty: Fred Flintstone! This is NOT The Price Is Right! There's no need for you to come on down!

Alfred: (getting squeezed by Fred's hug)

Fred: (putting Alfred down, and running back to his seat) I'm sorry. Continue.

Kitty: (clears throat) Alright, then. Alfred here is the loyal butler to the Wayne family in DC Comics. But, when Thomas and Martha Wayne were tragically gunned down by Joe Chill in that dark alleyway, he was left to raise Bruce as his own, and even stood by his side when he eventually became the Batman.

Alfred: Yes, before all the other members of the Bat family showed up, I was all Master Bruce had.

Cadence: Well, I think you did a fine job raising Bruce into the man he is today. Where would he be without you?

Alfred: Precisely.

Kitty: But, even when Bruce Wayne became Batman, Alfred still assisted him in battling all of Gotham City's rogues, such as the Joker and the Penguin, and he even maintains the Batcave while he's out and about fighting crime. But, Alfred can hold his own in a fight as well, just not as well as Batman, though. I guess you can thank his training in the Royal Air Force for that.

Alfred: I do so much more than just iron Master Bruce's underwear, if you know what I mean.

Isabelle: You mean the ones he puts OVER his pants?

Kitty: I'm... not sure, Isabelle.

Terry: And, now he can add rapping to his long list of talents. Who knew you had it in you, Alfred?

Alfred: Well, I wanted to try something a little different, and see what other unique abilities I may have hidden inside of me. So, I decided to put aside my butler suit for the time being, and dress up as a grasshopper singing rap songs. (gets an idea) Hmmmmmmm. Maybe I should use this costume to assist Master Bruce in his crime-fighting endeavors as the Grasshopper. Now, THERE'S an idea for a comic: Batman and Grasshopper! Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Terry: Yeah, but don't come cryin' to us if the Joker decides to murderize ya, and you come back as a crazed supervillain.

Alfred: That's only happened to Master Jason, Mr. Bogard. I doubt it'll happen to me.

Terry: Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Kitty: But, Fred, I gotta ask, how'd you and Terry know it was Alfred, anyway?

Fred: Well, I just took a lucky guess, and it paid off.

Terry: However, the second I heard "Penny for your thoughts" in the clue package, it clicked with me immediately.

Alfred: You two must have good ears, then.

Fred: Huh? Huh? You hear that, Isabelle? He said I have good ears.

Isabelle: Don't get your hopes up, Freddy boy.

Kitty: Well, at any rate, both Fred and Terry each get a point for guessing the Grasshopper correctly, making them tied for the lead. That about wraps it up for Group B of Season 3 of the Masked Toon Singer. Join us back here next week for Group C, which consists of Kappa, Scarecrow, Red Panda, and Wizard. But, for now, let's give it up for the artist formerly known as the Grasshopper, Alfred Pennyworth! (gives Alfred a microphone)

Alfred: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfgmkSk7h4

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