That's 28 times the necessary amount of stabs to incapacitate a person. And don't get me started on kitchen knives not being made primarly to stab, but to cut. Very poor choice of weapon, my squishy friend. Do you have other uses for your kitchen ustensils ? Do you comb your hair with a fork ? Clearly something went wrong in your life, long before you decided to use this kitchen knife in a way it wasn't designed for.

Level of stress : 102%