Thank you. I needed that laugh.

You´re welcome!

...Does anyone else hear banjos?

Hehehe

You know, in the "decanonized" books of the bible, Jesus actually has brothers. They were quite annoyed by his miracles (only one I remember is reviving a bird after they killed it with a slingshot, and that's because it was in one of those "life of jesus" movies)

I don't think he has sisters, though

or pets

Eh, I always cared more for canon stories than for fanfiction. Alsdo look how happy he is! He has a big sister!

the "decanonized" books are the ones that were considered canon by early Christians but didn't make it into the "final" list at the council of Nicea in 325 AD because they had "too many" inconsistencies (you think the 60+ books of the bible are inconsistent now?)

The "fanfiction" stories are more like Dante's inferno of 1472 AD and were never considered canon

Oh, okay, so they are like the old Star Wars Extendet Universe, which used to be canuon but where decanonised and cound as "Legends" now.

something like that, except they weren't trying to make sequels when they did it, they were just trying to get the "fans" to stop fighting by making them all equally upset