Name: Crop Circle

Species: Belgian Red Cattle

Age: 36

Likes: His parents, Sonic the Hedgehog, Rough Sex, Gardening, Retrogaming, Sweets, Vegetables, Fruits, Wine, Nature, Singing, Card games, Exercising

Dislikes: People making fun of his hair, Criticisms, Internet, Sarcasm, Sass, Making promises, Meats, Seafood, Beer, Coffee, Repeating himself

Favorite Food: Rijstevlaai

Occupation: Farmer

Birthplace: Belgium

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Sawing Wheel

Title: Brutal Agricultural Menace

Fursonal Quote: “What did you say about my hair?!”

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Mr. H: "And now presenting-*snickers*...I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Ahem. Presenting our next world warrior, all the way from Belgium, it's...Hayst- er, uh, I mean...Crop Circle. This next world warrior from Belgium is Crop Circle. Whew. I'm sorry, y'all. It's just...*snickers*...I'm sorry. I just...can't take this guy seriously with that hair. *snickers more* I'm sorry, I'm trying not to...*takes a deep breath* Okay, okay. Now then...Crop Circle is one tough-ass cattle. Sure, he's chill when working on the farm with his family, but uh...might wanna be careful not triggering him about his hairdo. Trust me, you DON'T want the horns. I mean, this one time, I said his hair looks like a haystack, and he done crippled my snout. It done took my ass a week for it to recover. But, ey could be worse - he woulda sliced your ass like a pizza pie with his sawing wheel. Yessiree, Bob! Crop Circle wields the drastic sawing wheel to chop down and cut up his foes. Sooooo, yeah...don't make fun of his hair. Just to remind ya."