Guess Blitzo is just so virile
Category Artwork (Digital) / Pregnancy
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 788 x 1280px
File Size 230.7 kB
Blitzo: How the fuck is that even possible?
Stolas: Well I took your DNA and my DNA, mixed it in an elixir, gave a satanic incantation, drank it, and tada! I got a baby in my belly.
Bitzo: Don't you bird demons lay eggs.
Stolas: Yes, but that comes after the birth.
Blitzo: So what you just poop it out and-
Stolas: No no no, I use magic to teleport it out once it's time.
Blitzo: Oh thank Satan!
Stolas: Though sometimes, a female imp would be payed to do the delivery. Just have to teleport the baby in her womb, she gives birth, and yes.
Blitzo: Okay I've heard enough.
Stolas: Besides, male imps can get pregnant too if they want to. Though hiring a demon to do a satantic incantation to teleport the baby out is expensive, otherwise they have no choice but to-
Blitzo: La La La not listening!
Stolas: I mean I don't know why they would want to do it. I mean I have a good reason but... do they just do it out of boredom? They must know how painful it is for an baby to pop out of their-
Blitzo: I'll give you a belly rub if you would please shut the fuck up!
Stolas:.... Normally I would, but since you used such foul language, you don't get to rub it. In fact, I'd like to be alone for a bit. You've upset Blitzy Jr.
(Stolas leaves)
Blitzo: Sweet Satan that actually worked.
Stolas: Well I took your DNA and my DNA, mixed it in an elixir, gave a satanic incantation, drank it, and tada! I got a baby in my belly.
Bitzo: Don't you bird demons lay eggs.
Stolas: Yes, but that comes after the birth.
Blitzo: So what you just poop it out and-
Stolas: No no no, I use magic to teleport it out once it's time.
Blitzo: Oh thank Satan!
Stolas: Though sometimes, a female imp would be payed to do the delivery. Just have to teleport the baby in her womb, she gives birth, and yes.
Blitzo: Okay I've heard enough.
Stolas: Besides, male imps can get pregnant too if they want to. Though hiring a demon to do a satantic incantation to teleport the baby out is expensive, otherwise they have no choice but to-
Blitzo: La La La not listening!
Stolas: I mean I don't know why they would want to do it. I mean I have a good reason but... do they just do it out of boredom? They must know how painful it is for an baby to pop out of their-
Blitzo: I'll give you a belly rub if you would please shut the fuck up!
Stolas:.... Normally I would, but since you used such foul language, you don't get to rub it. In fact, I'd like to be alone for a bit. You've upset Blitzy Jr.
(Stolas leaves)
Blitzo: Sweet Satan that actually worked.
FA+


Comments