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A gift for myself lol
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
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File Size 532 kB
Takes a few hours but returns with 2 Pizza's from Godfathers, a bottle of frozen Jagermeister, a bottle of ice cold Peach Schnaps, a suitcase full of money and the keys to a turbo Porsche 911 convertible... with the cops in hot pursuit. "Hey babe. Got two tickets to Jamaica if we leave right now!" (looks worriedly over his shoulder....) =^o.O^=
*blink-blinks* (looks at two tickets to Jamaica... keys to the Porsche... and a suitcase full of money... and hands you the pizza.) Uh. Ok. (runs like hell because police are still in pursuit) I'll call you later, ok? (mentally adds himself to the long list of men that will never understand women ;-p )
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