mastar cheif is better

And an arm mounted gun.

And weather resistant armor.

And the ability to jump multiple storeys...

at lest mastar chef has SOWRD! and a car

who need graple beam when u haev liek... a milion spaecshipS!!!! WITH TURRATS!

ya he is badass so he cna get all the GUYS to helph im. it si like 20000000000000 mastar cheifs in ONE

so true X3

AAAWEWWAWEEAAAAAWEAWEAAAAWWWWW.
*tarzan*

Samus can turn herself into a ball.
She must fuck like a tiger :B

Must make reference of that in the future!!

How does the logic of that work exactly?

a => b
where a is rolling into a ball and b is being able to fuck like a tiger. I don't see the correlation.

Then you have never seen tigers fuck, have you?

It's just a joke. "fucking like a tiger" means really good in the sack. Like.. bending in ways you'd never thought they'd bend- and it's hawt D:

I was being silly :<
Why does everybody take me too seriously?

BECAUSE YOU'RE A KITSUNE MADE OF CHOCOLATE.
Also, internet; serious business!

:V yas

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Yay <3

I always imagined the little metroids hunted her to get that suit of armor off of her...and yes, I'm stupid like that XP!!

Fuck master chief Samus will always have a special place in my... uh heart. HAWTY!

You make her look so freaking cute X3

WHY IS THIS TURNING INTO GAMEFAQS?

Samus is awesome, good job.^^

People use gameFAQs for forums? (How sad)

Super cute! :D There really has been an enourmous outburst of Samus fan-art after her appearance in the Smash Bros. Brawl trailer. ^_^;

aaahh...that was so great...beating the original metroid then saying "WTF'ing F!! HE'S A CHICK!!!!???!!"

I quite simply ADORE Metroid and Samus. I remember beating the original and the character was revealed to be a girl. My brother and I were flored and though it was the coolest thing ever. I'm not too much of a fan of the 'zero suit' for some reason. -shrug- I, however, like the basic 'power suit' over the Varia. It has a much more feminine look to it while still being badass armor.

oooo! 'Tis samus! I love metroid ^w^