Undertale and Shades Family

Sans: Well, your one good looking android human of me.
Shades: Your a skeleton right? That's hillarious. The names shades, shades the android. I was once a robot like your mettaton but I evolved along with my brothers. Personally I like this look better.
Sans: You must have quite a skele-ton of puns don't cha?
Shades: Actually I got a whole "digi-ton" of'em. About billions in my memory banks.
Sans: ....Woah.
Shades: Yep.
Sans and Shades .....Eyyyyyyyyy.

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Papyrus: Wowee, your actually me but as a female?!
Sassy: Well...in a matter of sense yes. You see papyrus we're special like you are.
Styles: Even though we know there is good and evil in the world, you also must learn to be careful and wise. As much to our knowledge anyway.
Papyrus: Would you like some of my famous spaghetti?
Styles: *Thinks* "He might be quite fragile so I better play it safe". Yes I would actually.
Sassy: Ooo I'll have some too! ^_^
Shades: Don't you just "looooove" papyrus sis?
Sassy: I know what your implying shades I do NOT have a crush on him.
Shades: Surrre you don't.
Sassy: Shut up.



Underfell and Joby



Joby: Who the fuck is this emo freak?
UF Sans: Oh that's rich coming from you pussy cat!
Joby: Pussy cat?!
UF Sans: Yeah, cause your a big fucking pussy!
Joby: Want get dusted you piece of shit!?
UF Sans: Bring it cat man! I ain't scared of ya!
Joby: The only thing you oughta be scared of is falling into pieces!!
UF Papyrus and Snappy: Must they do this now? Huh?
Snappy: ...
UF Papyrus: ....I like you.
Snappy: I like ya too big guy.



Underswap and Pappy



US Sans: *Gasping as I hold my face* O_O
US Papayrus: Oh boy...
US Sans: You are just adorwable!!
Pappy: *Barks and wags my tail* ^_^
US Sans: Awwwww, would you just look at that wittle doggy woggy!! *Gave pappy a hug*
Pappy: *Licks sans face*
US Sans: *Laughs* I just wanna keep you and love you forever! ^_^
US Papyrus: So...your sans but as a dog?
Pappy: Yes! I am a galactic police officer!
US Sans: Wowee! Must be dangerous in outer space!
Pappy: Well...it's not that bad. You just gotta learn to tough it out and roll with the punches!
US Sans: So inspiring! OwO
US Papyrus: Well hope I'm not under "A-Rest".
US Sans and Pappy: That pun was terrible!! Huh? *Looked at each other then hugs each other* We have SO much in common!!
US Papyrus: Come on guys...


Science Sans and Judah


Judah: I'm sorry but,...how is it we're similar?
Science Sans: Well we both do science right? Have you ever done anomailes before?
Judah: ...I was drafted to war just to make machine parts and weaponry for the galactic military.
Science Sans: Oh....sorry to hear that.
Judah: Yeah this is not gonna work out. *Walks off*
Science Sans: ...Well that was awkward.


Outertale Sans and Alaska


OT Sans: Sup.
Alaska: Sup.
OT Sans: So your my wolf self. Ever hunt?
Alaska: Nah. Too lazy, though I do watch the stars a lot.
OT Sans: Cool, so do I.
Alaska: So...nice cream?
OT Sans: nice cream.
Alaska: Yeah.


*They both walked off to get nice cream*


Reapertale Sans and Angelus


Reaper Sans: Hey.
Angelus: Yello.
Reaper Sans: So...angel of death?
Angelus: Yeah. They call me angelus, you know cause I can grow black wings.
Reaper Sans: Do you wear a cloak like I do when you go reaping?
Angelus: Nah. Cloaks are so old century. Like to live in the times you know? Black hoodie, black pants, black boots. Modern time stuff.
Reaper Sans: ...So your modern death?
Angelus: Yeah, pretty much. No car but I do teleport and touch people.
Reaper Sans: What kind of touching?
Angelus: ...Inappropiate touching.
Reaper Sans: My man.


Horrortale Sans and Killer


HT Sans: *Glaring at killer* ......
Killer: *Glaring at HT Sans* .....
HT Sans and Killer ONE HEAD DOG COMING UP!! *Cut their heads off with an axe and their heads rolled out of their body* You won this round.


Aftertale Sans and Geno


Geno: Why is your eye so glitchy?
AT Sans: Well I'm part of a universe where after the genocide run I had a lot of determination to move on from death. What about you?
Geno: I came out of the spirit realm and back to the living as a revenant spirit. I'm literally a dead man walking. Touch me and I won't feel it.
AT Sans: What?
Geno: Just do it.
AT Sans: Okay...*touched geno as my hand went right through him* Whoa!
Geno: Yeah.


Underfresh and Yojo


Fresh Sans: Wiggidy wiggidy wow, you must be my super cool far out monkey version of me! You lookin fine and fresh my radical bruh!
Yojo: Yo dude I know dat! I'm all about dat cool and fresh vibe, it's all the rage diggity!
Fresh Sans: So you hicketty heckin for some partying?!
Yojo: Do I?! Awe yeahz brah!
Fresh and Yojo: Time to get re-donk-ulous!!


*They both started dancing freestyle*


Joby: Hey morons the 90s called they want their clothes back!
UF Sans: *Laughs*




Sketch and Ink




Ink: Wow, just look at all of our creations interacting with one another.
Sketch: Yeah. I kinda thought it was a bad idea but you sorta talked me into doing this and well...this isn't so bad after all. So about this...error sans, you two are friends?
Ink: We're actually frienemeies but other than that it's still neutral. What about you and vanquish?
Sketch: We...used to been friends, now we're mortal enemies. No matter how hard I tried he'll never change. He'll always get what he wants and never learn to forgive and forget.
Ink: Oh...I'm so sorry....
Sketch: No it's fine, forget about it. Some things are just never meant to be and I have no choice but to accept that.
Ink: ...
Sketch: So how many AU's did you said you have?
Ink: A billion.
Sketch: How do you have the imagination to do all that?
Ink: I guess you can say my determination is quite powerful as well as my imagination combine. Have you made any characters so far?
Sketch: I kinda have a limit to what I create. I don't wanna do too much or I won't keep track of them all.
Ink: That's okay, it helps to be different.
Sketch: Right.
Ink: *Gives sketch nice cream* Here. This came from the undertale world.
Sketch: Thank you. *Grab my nice cream and eats it* This is nice.
Ink: It sure is. ^_^




Skit Ends