Mel:
'i'm not the monster, the real monster is all of you who cannot appreciate those who are different'...Marillon, honey...you're NOT different, you're a mutated Jim Henson's Creature Shop reject who has more hair on his body than Robin Williams and you look like the love-child of Sulley and a dalmatian and the bear from Over the Hedge. Of course people are going to be shocked by your appearance, I know I would...I know you may not seem intimidating but face it, i'd be shocked too if I saw what looked like what would happen if Sid and Marty Kroft went on a wild bender and came up with what looks like the lost Star Wars alien character. Sweetie, it's not the appearance that shocks them and it's not that you're different, it's just that you had to mention you're a monster to them. You could have just said that you're in a costume and doing this for a job or something.