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Spotlight: Good afternoon, furries of the world! This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV! Today is the 8th of May, and you all know what that means? *donkey noise plays in background* That’s right! Today...is World Donkey Day! The day we show respect to the ones that are in the Equidae family who have served throughout history in some of the most challenging terrains and forbidding climates. Donkeys far and wide have been sturdy helpers for many years - pulling carts, operating mills, carrying cargo for miles, generating wealth to provide civilization with their motive energy, et cetera. So, this day is created to bring awareness to these spunky and personable helpers. They’ve played an essential part in human history, and without donkeys, well...it’s pretty hard to imagine the existence of the modern world we’re living in now. And now, look alive, furry folks! Because it looks like we got some beasts of burden that’s joining the Infurnationals today! Let’s see what they have to say...

*Somewhere in New Hampshire*

Goodwill: *polishes his glasses then puts them on* To be honest, I’m actually quite glad to have an excuse to get out of the office.

*Somewhere in Italy*

Donkey Punch: *punches a punching bag several times then performs a powerful uppercut* Yeah! I still got it!

*Somewhere in Texas*

Hash Brown: *inside his truck searching for something ‘til he suddenly breaks wind causing the cameraperson behind him to faint* Huh? *turns around and sees the cameraperson* Oh. Whoops. Didn’t see you there.

*Somewhere in Vermont*

Hank: *twirls his Shovel Spear* Hahaa! Just leave it to me, and my trusty ol’ shovel!

*Somewhere in Italy*

Aldo: *carries his Rake Flail* I may be an old ass...but that doesn’t mean I can’t fight back!

*Somewhere in Spain*

Sandro: *cameraperson is filming Sandro’s badonk* Hey! I’m up here! *cameraperson changes view to Sandro’s face* Haha. Ironic, isn’t it? Filming my ass *points at himself* when MY “ass” is right here. Ahahahahaha!

*Back to Spotlight*

Spotlight: Looks like these precious genetic resources and great gifts of nature are definitely willing to put in the effort all to serve us. And there you have it, furry folks! That’s all we have here for today. Tune in next time for our next upcoming news to report. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV! Until then, see you all next time.