Meet the Infurnationals: Hank (World Donkey Day)
Name: Hank
Species: Provence Donkey
Age: 39
Likes: History, Camping, Storytelling, Breakfast for dinner, Swimming, Baking, Cooking, Selfies (Sometimes), Bellies, Fart jokes, Attention, Juggling, Fishing, Nature
Dislikes: Misgendering, Repeating himself, Pedophiles, Not being taken serious, people jumping to conclusions, Idiots, Pollution, Abuse
Favorite Food: Bacon and Egg Pie
Occupation: Farmer
Birthplace: Vermont, USA
Body Type: Muslcegut
Weapon: Shovel Spear
Title: Master Soldier of the Shovel
Fursonal Quote: “You're no match for my shovel!”
Mr. H: "And now, presenting our next hunky donkey with a lot of badonkey. This dude here is...Hank. Mmmmm, Hank. Not gonna lie, that's a sexy name...for this sexy donkey right here. Real shit! For a farmer, Hank looks hot as fuck. And those big, tight-ass pants he's got on are REALLY given that cake away. Seriously, how do thicc guys like him able to fit in these? Anyways, let's continue. He's...pretty cool. He's fine, he's hip. He's a big lover of nature, especially camping. And as old as he looks, he does like to tell some cool stories...even if it has to do with something history-related. Ey, knowledge is power, amirite? Another thing...he's got some strong gas. I'm not even kidding. This one time, he ripped one so loud it done scared the birds away. Hahahaha. True story. Aside from that, Hank's weapon of choice is his shovel spear. It may be used for digging, but it's also a combat weapon. Meaning he'll cut or even jab his enemies with his almighty shovel."
Species: Provence Donkey
Age: 39
Likes: History, Camping, Storytelling, Breakfast for dinner, Swimming, Baking, Cooking, Selfies (Sometimes), Bellies, Fart jokes, Attention, Juggling, Fishing, Nature
Dislikes: Misgendering, Repeating himself, Pedophiles, Not being taken serious, people jumping to conclusions, Idiots, Pollution, Abuse
Favorite Food: Bacon and Egg Pie
Occupation: Farmer
Birthplace: Vermont, USA
Body Type: Muslcegut
Weapon: Shovel Spear
Title: Master Soldier of the Shovel
Fursonal Quote: “You're no match for my shovel!”
Mr. H: "And now, presenting our next hunky donkey with a lot of badonkey. This dude here is...Hank. Mmmmm, Hank. Not gonna lie, that's a sexy name...for this sexy donkey right here. Real shit! For a farmer, Hank looks hot as fuck. And those big, tight-ass pants he's got on are REALLY given that cake away. Seriously, how do thicc guys like him able to fit in these? Anyways, let's continue. He's...pretty cool. He's fine, he's hip. He's a big lover of nature, especially camping. And as old as he looks, he does like to tell some cool stories...even if it has to do with something history-related. Ey, knowledge is power, amirite? Another thing...he's got some strong gas. I'm not even kidding. This one time, he ripped one so loud it done scared the birds away. Hahahaha. True story. Aside from that, Hank's weapon of choice is his shovel spear. It may be used for digging, but it's also a combat weapon. Meaning he'll cut or even jab his enemies with his almighty shovel."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Donkey / Mule
Size 1238 x 1280px
File Size 244.4 kB
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