"Doris needs a shooter" is often directly followed by "TO THE BAR!"

Doris does karaoke at our 2 favourite bars.
Doris is awesome.
Doris can't do karaoke without shooters (shots) of generous amounts of alcohol.

We love giving Doris what we call a "Fuck knows"
That's when you give the bartender $2 and tell him to put whatever mix of shit he wants into the glass.

You should see Doris' face light up when we come back from the bar, yelling "dorithiaaaaah". The expression on her face is somewhere between "not again" and "holy shit"

Doris's favourite shooters are Aftershock, Stroh rum and Tequila. She runs around so happily to the bathroom when you give it to her.

Is not a karaoke party without Doris, we loves you gurl!

Enjoy guys!