I'm going to tell you a secret...I have one and because I'm drunk I can't keep it. As an added bonus I've graduated to fifths and the acidity of eighty proof is killing me. Fun facts yes?
Absolut is a sort of slow burn though, I may be around awhile yet even though I know it's not forever. If you're going to be an alcoholic if you can afford high quality you can stave off the inevitable a little longer than what's usual.
Lastly, if you see a strange number calling your phone don't answer. I know...most wouldn't anyway, yet on the off chance...
Oh. Almost forgot. That cat on the sill...it's tomorrow. You might not want to know that yet, though.