"No, giving someone a wedgie from the top of the CN Tower would not be cool. It would be rather dangerous, Russell."

Thats Amazing :O You've captured Lee perfectly in that line! I'm not just saying that he would say that!

You really think so! I just can't help but think of those two as "bar buddies"- men who treat each other as adopted brothers, if you will and are constantly jostling and insulting one another. Like Laurel and Hardy, for instance.

Then you've captured them perfectly that's exactly how they're going to be portrayed when they come into the comic. I've got alot of fun ideas planned with this one :)

I think Sedaris met their real-life equivalents while being an elf at Santaland in New York:

Two New Jersey husbands came in today, each accompanied by their long-suffering wives and children. Two insensitive, loud-mouthed, and obnoxious men who jostled and insulted each other as they walked by. After waiting through the line, the first husband had his teenage son sit on Santa's lap and he said "Get him a woman, Santa." The second one sat on Santa's lap himself and said "I want a broad with big tits"- his small-breasted wife turned red in the face upon hearing this.
-Santaland Diaries.