A surprise gift for my good diaper buddy
. This was suppose to be Crunch's birthday pic, but it was delayed since I was making preparations for my trip. Anyway, happy (belated) birthday, fellow diaper buddy!
To all cub residents in the neighborhood...
Does your house have a awful device known as a "potty"?
Do you rather use your nice crinkly diapers rather than to use this device?
Do you fear that an evil force known as "potty monsters" are living in that so called device in your bathroom?
And most important, do your parents force you to do your business on this device against your will and threaten to yank away your precious diapers forever?
If all the above is a "yes"... then it's time to take a stand.
Just call Marshy and Crunchy, better known as "The Two Cub Wrecking Crew".
And just exactly why we're called the Two Cub Wrecking Crew?
Because we have one main goal in life.
WE DEMOLISH POTTIES!!
For just one call, Marshall and Crunchy would visit your home.
And when they do, take them to your bathroom.
Once they found that said dreaded potty, the two go to work.
They get out their trusty sledgehammers and smash that said dreaded potty to pieces!
Just a few powerful whacks is all it takes!
Until the said dreaded potty becomes nothing more than smashed up crumbled porcelain.
And the main water line is shooting off like Old Faithful, turning the remains of your said dreaded potty into a beautiful fountain in your bathroom!
I'm sure that your parents would LOVE that new fountain in the bathroom!
And please don't ask us on how or where we got the sledgehammers.
Because asking unnecessary questions while we're working is just going to cost you extra.
So if you have a dreadful device known as a potty, and you want it quickly disposed of in a flash...
Don't waste another second. Call "The Two Cub Wrecking Crew" today!
Satisfied customers will receive a free pack of ABU diapers of their choice for every potty successfully smashed. Trust us, after we're done, you WILL be needing that pack of diapers!
PS: There will be an additional charge for multiple potties in the house (that includes upstairs and basement potties as well).
PPS: Once our job is complete, do not... repeat.. DO NOT mention one word to your parents about our successful business. For if our mommies ever found out on what we're doing, they'll put us OUT of business, and you'll have to spend eternity using the dreaded potty and kiss your nice thick diapers goodbye! So remember, mum's the word! And if they do ask you what happened to the potty, just say an earthquake destroyed the potty. I'm sure they'll believe it!
And remember our sage motto... "DIAPERS RULE, POTTIES DROOL!!!"
Crunch copyrighted by
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Marshall, art and story copyrighted by
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. This was suppose to be Crunch's birthday pic, but it was delayed since I was making preparations for my trip. Anyway, happy (belated) birthday, fellow diaper buddy!To all cub residents in the neighborhood...
Does your house have a awful device known as a "potty"?
Do you rather use your nice crinkly diapers rather than to use this device?
Do you fear that an evil force known as "potty monsters" are living in that so called device in your bathroom?
And most important, do your parents force you to do your business on this device against your will and threaten to yank away your precious diapers forever?
If all the above is a "yes"... then it's time to take a stand.
Just call Marshy and Crunchy, better known as "The Two Cub Wrecking Crew".
And just exactly why we're called the Two Cub Wrecking Crew?
Because we have one main goal in life.
WE DEMOLISH POTTIES!!
For just one call, Marshall and Crunchy would visit your home.
And when they do, take them to your bathroom.
Once they found that said dreaded potty, the two go to work.
They get out their trusty sledgehammers and smash that said dreaded potty to pieces!
Just a few powerful whacks is all it takes!
Until the said dreaded potty becomes nothing more than smashed up crumbled porcelain.
And the main water line is shooting off like Old Faithful, turning the remains of your said dreaded potty into a beautiful fountain in your bathroom!
I'm sure that your parents would LOVE that new fountain in the bathroom!
And please don't ask us on how or where we got the sledgehammers.
Because asking unnecessary questions while we're working is just going to cost you extra.
So if you have a dreadful device known as a potty, and you want it quickly disposed of in a flash...
Don't waste another second. Call "The Two Cub Wrecking Crew" today!
Satisfied customers will receive a free pack of ABU diapers of their choice for every potty successfully smashed. Trust us, after we're done, you WILL be needing that pack of diapers!
PS: There will be an additional charge for multiple potties in the house (that includes upstairs and basement potties as well).
PPS: Once our job is complete, do not... repeat.. DO NOT mention one word to your parents about our successful business. For if our mommies ever found out on what we're doing, they'll put us OUT of business, and you'll have to spend eternity using the dreaded potty and kiss your nice thick diapers goodbye! So remember, mum's the word! And if they do ask you what happened to the potty, just say an earthquake destroyed the potty. I'm sure they'll believe it!
And remember our sage motto... "DIAPERS RULE, POTTIES DROOL!!!"
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.Marshall, art and story copyrighted by
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Perhaps... Did the NES Wrecking Crew ever smash potties in the game?
I do remember that the classic arcade game "Rampage", there's a toilet hidden somewhere in the buildings. However, you're not suppose to grab the toilet. Eating toilets is very hazardous to your monster's health.
I do remember that the classic arcade game "Rampage", there's a toilet hidden somewhere in the buildings. However, you're not suppose to grab the toilet. Eating toilets is very hazardous to your monster's health.
Back in 7th Grade on the first day of school one of my classmates lit a big firecracker in the boy's bathroom directly across the entrance foyer from the Principal's office and flushed it down one of the toillets.
It exploded!
BANG!!!!!
Toilet destroyed....Along with the toilet stall.
Water everywhere!
Pee and poop everywhere!
When I was in 10th Grade, all the boy's and girls bathrooms were locked for the entire school year, except for 1 boy''s bathroom and 1 girl's bathroom across from the cafeteria to crack down on smoking in the bathrooms.
4 toilets and 2 urinals for a Student Body of ~1,600.
Back then, no DEPEND Fitted Briefs.
As a Furry in 1973/1974, many times, I just had to use my pants as an Autistic with Cerebral Palsy.
It exploded!
BANG!!!!!
Toilet destroyed....Along with the toilet stall.
Water everywhere!
Pee and poop everywhere!
When I was in 10th Grade, all the boy's and girls bathrooms were locked for the entire school year, except for 1 boy''s bathroom and 1 girl's bathroom across from the cafeteria to crack down on smoking in the bathrooms.
4 toilets and 2 urinals for a Student Body of ~1,600.
Back then, no DEPEND Fitted Briefs.
As a Furry in 1973/1974, many times, I just had to use my pants as an Autistic with Cerebral Palsy.
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