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Meet the Infurnationals: Jerk Ribs (Year of the Ox)
Name: Jerk Ribs
Species: Beef Shorthorn
Age: 29
Likes: Toilet humor, Concerts, Twerking (Rarely), Teasing, Flirting, Flatulence, Horror films, Chubs/Musclechubs, Big butts, Facesitting, Bellies, Long naps, Rain, Horror punk, Skeletons, Playing the guitar, Rhythm games
Dislikes: Carrots, Homophobes, Transphobes, Cockroaches, Spiders, Bad puns, Being touched, Fascism, Smartasses, Internet, Impersonators, Whiners
Favorite Food: Bubble and Squeak
Occupation: Biker
Birthplace: Kansas, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Heavy Bladed Hand Cannon
Title: Deadly Beef
Fursonal Quote: “Well, I guess when people get bored with life they find a way to start shit up.”
Mr. H: "The Year of the Ox continues, and we are halfway done with this year! To be honest...I don't want the year of beefy goodness to end. *shrugs* But, oh well. Not like we can turn back time or anything. Anyways, let's get this started. Presenting, our 6th bovine of June...Jerk Ribs! Ironically and technically speaking, he is quite a jerk. Despite that he can be all edgy and pretty much an asshat...he has a heart of gold. Yep, it's THAT TV trope right there, folks. But, ey, we know some of y'all might be horny for this edge cow here even though he can be somewhat hard to approach. Hehe. I mean, this dude does have a lot of ass under those pants. He also has a lot of powerful shots from his heavy hand cannon there. Yes, sir. Jerk Ribs wields a heavily bladed hand cannon. He can stab his enemies with the blade attached to said cannon, however, he can also shoot some powerful energy blasts."
Species: Beef Shorthorn
Age: 29
Likes: Toilet humor, Concerts, Twerking (Rarely), Teasing, Flirting, Flatulence, Horror films, Chubs/Musclechubs, Big butts, Facesitting, Bellies, Long naps, Rain, Horror punk, Skeletons, Playing the guitar, Rhythm games
Dislikes: Carrots, Homophobes, Transphobes, Cockroaches, Spiders, Bad puns, Being touched, Fascism, Smartasses, Internet, Impersonators, Whiners
Favorite Food: Bubble and Squeak
Occupation: Biker
Birthplace: Kansas, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Heavy Bladed Hand Cannon
Title: Deadly Beef
Fursonal Quote: “Well, I guess when people get bored with life they find a way to start shit up.”
Mr. H: "The Year of the Ox continues, and we are halfway done with this year! To be honest...I don't want the year of beefy goodness to end. *shrugs* But, oh well. Not like we can turn back time or anything. Anyways, let's get this started. Presenting, our 6th bovine of June...Jerk Ribs! Ironically and technically speaking, he is quite a jerk. Despite that he can be all edgy and pretty much an asshat...he has a heart of gold. Yep, it's THAT TV trope right there, folks. But, ey, we know some of y'all might be horny for this edge cow here even though he can be somewhat hard to approach. Hehe. I mean, this dude does have a lot of ass under those pants. He also has a lot of powerful shots from his heavy hand cannon there. Yes, sir. Jerk Ribs wields a heavily bladed hand cannon. He can stab his enemies with the blade attached to said cannon, however, he can also shoot some powerful energy blasts."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Cow
Size 1280 x 1256px
File Size 188 kB
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