He’s got bowls of meal… sorry, no more Duke Nukem jokes.

But it is true that frozen microwave meals tend to come in bowls, you know? Not always, of course – I mean, we can see the pizza rolls right there – just most. And hey what do you think Mike does when his trainer isn’t around to whip up something top-notch? If you think Mike of all people has the ability to say “Nah, I’ll skip a meal. Two a day is fine,” then you’re sorely mistaken. Speaking of Mike’s trainer, he’s looking a little different, eh? Alright, I’ll admit, this is based on a meme more than it is a slice of life.

But it still rings true! Do you have any idea how many pizza rolls this family went through as a result of this loaf when he was just a quadruped noodle? After a phase where his trainer was into them, Mike stayed into them because they were small enough bites for him to enjoy something like pizza without the mess of eating actual pizza without hands. Every so often, this lad had the guy with opposable thumbs nuke some in that humming glovebox of a microwave they had for years. And you know what the best part of spitting fire is? Your mouth doesn’t get burned by hot pizza rolls. Needless to say, his addiction has carried over into loafhood.

It’s not reeeaally an addiction, but sometimes it can cost them like it is. Seen here is the meme-accurate number of rolls, but the life-accurate quantity? Well he’s 260+ pounds; you think he’s just going to snack on two? Try an entire plate, not even split between anyone! Don’t worry, Mike doesn’t go nuts like that very often, though. If his trainer’s cooking, he wants to have a healthy appetite for the meal!

Then he goes nuts. I mean, forget the dishwasher – this guy cleans plates.

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Done by  GoldenEmotions . Original here!