Hello boils & ghouls! Welcome back to another Crypt Keeper impersonation... for those of you creeps who want to follow along at home.. just follow the bouncing severed head!... HAAAAhahahahahaaaaa!!!

"The Crypt Keeper: Looks like business is really booming for Carl and Gina. Talk about flame and fortune! You know, kiddies, there's something about this little tale that interests me. I think it's this hactor. Hmm...yes...the others are good, but this one! We're talking a real bleeding man. He's a regular Gory Cooper. A Robert Deadford! And that voice! I could swear it reminds me of someone I know....."