Here they are, the fem boy police, the only police force that has been caught hand-cuffed with their own cuffs. Specializing in Distractions and negotiations
And thanks to
Ezikeyal i am going to offer some spots on their police force
If you wish to join the ranks of the Fem-boy Police, just say so, and specify what type of uniform you want, and i will draw it up, or you can give it a shot yourselves
And thanks to
Ezikeyal i am going to offer some spots on their police forceIf you wish to join the ranks of the Fem-boy Police, just say so, and specify what type of uniform you want, and i will draw it up, or you can give it a shot yourselves
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The fem-boy police: The only police force that has been caught being blown over by a stiff wind.
Ok, seriously, these guys don't look feminine, they look like the fucking ghouls from Dungeons & Dragons! Is this embarrassingly bad collection of fem-boy police pictures of yours really supposed to be cool or sexy? Indeed, my thoughts upon seeing them revolve less around admiration and more around sending a stream of hot lead their way (this picture in particular is down-right creepy at its full size) and/or speculating about how a real police force (I.E. One that doesn't revolve around a bunch of narcissistic Holocaust survivors implicitly dicking each other) would react to them... Only raucous laughter comes to mind.
And have you considered the implications of the absolutely retarded stylings of these "cops"? What the fuck are their vehicles and stations supposed to look like, given what their uniforms look like? Is anyone in the community really going to feel safe knowing that the local police station and its assigned patrol cruisers are all painted up in a flagrantly homosexual array of headache-inducing florescent colours? I hardly think so...
Not to mention that the artwork itself is no great shakes. In this particular picture it's absolutely atrocious, but does get better in subsequent pics, though it's still very much sub-standard, always looking flat, artificial and sometimes even incomplete with the way you do the colouring (and mostly fail to do the shading) on some of these characters.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid the "Fem-Boy Police" fail. They fail as a sexy portrayal of effeminate men, they fail as any sort of artistic accomplishment and, worst of all in my opinion, they fail at being an even slightly reasonable depiction of a police force, which might not seem like a big deal to many, but I would argue that police forces the world over, for all their failings, simply do not deserve to be reduced to something as trite and nonsensical as this.
You know what? Depict these guys executing a successful takedown of the rampaging driver of a stolen lumber-truck and then we'll talk... They'll still be fucking hideous though...
Ok, seriously, these guys don't look feminine, they look like the fucking ghouls from Dungeons & Dragons! Is this embarrassingly bad collection of fem-boy police pictures of yours really supposed to be cool or sexy? Indeed, my thoughts upon seeing them revolve less around admiration and more around sending a stream of hot lead their way (this picture in particular is down-right creepy at its full size) and/or speculating about how a real police force (I.E. One that doesn't revolve around a bunch of narcissistic Holocaust survivors implicitly dicking each other) would react to them... Only raucous laughter comes to mind.
And have you considered the implications of the absolutely retarded stylings of these "cops"? What the fuck are their vehicles and stations supposed to look like, given what their uniforms look like? Is anyone in the community really going to feel safe knowing that the local police station and its assigned patrol cruisers are all painted up in a flagrantly homosexual array of headache-inducing florescent colours? I hardly think so...
Not to mention that the artwork itself is no great shakes. In this particular picture it's absolutely atrocious, but does get better in subsequent pics, though it's still very much sub-standard, always looking flat, artificial and sometimes even incomplete with the way you do the colouring (and mostly fail to do the shading) on some of these characters.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid the "Fem-Boy Police" fail. They fail as a sexy portrayal of effeminate men, they fail as any sort of artistic accomplishment and, worst of all in my opinion, they fail at being an even slightly reasonable depiction of a police force, which might not seem like a big deal to many, but I would argue that police forces the world over, for all their failings, simply do not deserve to be reduced to something as trite and nonsensical as this.
You know what? Depict these guys executing a successful takedown of the rampaging driver of a stolen lumber-truck and then we'll talk... They'll still be fucking hideous though...
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