Booty Bounce.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Pokemon
Species Pokemon
Size 1089 x 708px
File Size 389.8 kB
"Mass Effect lost its soul the minute EA got its money grubbing hands on the creative process. The stakes got lower, the tone was all over the place, and the the mechanics were dumbed down to accommodate the ever growing dude bro demographic that huffs Dorito dust while quoting Marcus Phoenix lines."
"Oh sorry could you repeat that, I was too busy HAVING FUN ON THE CITADEL WITH MY BEST FRIENDS. OH WOW I CAN ACTUALLY SHOOT STRAIGHT IN THIS SHOOTING GAME? INVENTORY MANAGEMENT? NO IM TOO BUSY SAVING THE KROGAN IN AWESOME SET PIECE BATTLES THAT PAY OFF PLOT BEATS IN THE FIRST GAME. I AM ENJOYING THIS DUDEBRO ENTERTAINMENT"
"Oh sorry could you repeat that, I was too busy HAVING FUN ON THE CITADEL WITH MY BEST FRIENDS. OH WOW I CAN ACTUALLY SHOOT STRAIGHT IN THIS SHOOTING GAME? INVENTORY MANAGEMENT? NO IM TOO BUSY SAVING THE KROGAN IN AWESOME SET PIECE BATTLES THAT PAY OFF PLOT BEATS IN THE FIRST GAME. I AM ENJOYING THIS DUDEBRO ENTERTAINMENT"
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