Mein Baahmf! Water Sheep Down is good but... I don't know, I think a sheep reading Mein Baahmf is just too awesome!

Ness is crazy.

OH MY BAD! I thought you didn't have internet, heheheheeee.

hehe! What ...uh...nice teeth you got there.....

It could also be Brave Ewe World. Or The Old Man and the Shears. Or Ungulate Tom's Cabin.

I think I'm more likely to read that than Are Ewe There God, It's Me, Margaret

I completely forgot to tap into the world of "ewe" puns!

It's funny because it could just have equally been Brave Ewe Wool. It could also have been Shaved Ewe Wool but that would definitely have been a bridge too far.

Shaved Ewe World is a paysite.

Ahahaha.

I love the wolf. He looks so happy X3

Wolves have the lowest number of diagnosed cases of depression out of all species. They also have the lowest suicide rate, right after aardvarks and giraffes.

I wonder who has the highest of those?

Squirrels.

Why squirrel?

Squirrells are the reason Chaos exits.

They, from behind the scenes, manipulate the universe's chaos - yet they run in perfect sine waves....

Thi is stressful, so it stands to reason they are more depressive to to the state of suicide.

And the fact they like to run out in front of cars, make it to the other side or most of the way there, before running back in a panic to get smooshed...

That sheep is studying the DARK ARTS...
Throw it in a volcano.

Dark arts! Oh, that sounds pretty!

War and Fleece? I'd go with Wool and Fleece, personally! Or maybe The Silence of the... uh... Rams?

Talking of the WOLFI.

That has to be the best book ever. Give me the name.

It's the bible.

My favorite is "20000 sheep under the sea"

Yar!! I thought of that one.

Oh that's so kawaii! *rubs his tummy and mrrrs*

Murr murr murr murrr
Murr murrrr murr

Oh, you know exactly where to rub to let out an infinitesimal amount of murrs.

William Sheepsperes play "Julius Sheepszere"


"Friends, Ruminants, fellow herbivores, Lend me your ears
For today, I have come to bury A sheep, not to raze his wool.
The evil that sheep do is oft left with their pelts:
So let it stand with Sheepzere. The noble Yotieus
hath told you he was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievious fault,
and grieviously has Sheepszere answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Wolfus and the rest -
For Wolfus is an honourable Fur;
So are they all, all honourable Furs -
Come I to speak in Sheepzeres funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Wolfus says he was ambitious;
And Woulfus is an honourable fur.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Sheepszere seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Sheepszere hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Wulfus says he was ambitious;
And Wulfus is an honourable fur.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Wulfus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable fur.
I speak not to disprove what wulfus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And furs have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Sheepzere,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Oh man. "Romeo and Wooliette"

It's not unusual at all to rewrite a shakespeare play with furry character, Disney does it all the time!

That was amazing good sir.

Daw! thanks, but it was as these parodies go, an easy hack. I took the lines and just replaced key elements to fit the theme.

haha foxes do things like that, too. But they DON'T feel regretful! :D
lolz

Foxes are morally inept and have no regards for nothing.

exactly! and DAMN are we nosy :3

"I did a good thing! I caught a sheep!"

"what? Someone caught a sheep? I hope it's no one I know........Wait a minute, this isn't the library"

LoL!

Awww, you're crying!!!

Sheep-less in Seattle!?
This is Baa-d arse work of out!
You drew my favorite! High voltage power lines!
You can't have a perfect landscape until you add those wonderful high voltage towers!
They kinda remind me of that movie where the power lines break and electrify the ground,changing the worms in human flesh devouring monsters!

I'm a big fan of power lines, and water towers.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JURASSIC PARK?

No,this movie was made in the late "70's". After the electrical shock the worms recived,it mutated them. They would craw out of the ground and borrow through a their victim's skin and eat them alive! I wish I could remember the name of that movie!

OOH! Star wars.

Nice try! !

Squirm.

That's it! That's the name of that movie! It's been years since I saw that movie!
Sorry about all those "that's"!
Thanks a lot!

Thanks to ,that name-less movie finally has a name! It's Squirm! http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0075261/
Yay for old skhool power line structures!

Should i see this movie?

I can bear-ly remember it. It's been maybe 30 years since I've seen it.
I don't recall getting any nightmares from seeing it. How screwed up I am,I think I laughed through it! I forgot how it ended. So it's worth me seeing it again!
If you're scared of man-eating worms burying into your flesh and devouring you alive,don't watch it!
Those big ol-skoo electric towers would always remind you of that movie! The modern ones are cooler.

Man remember in Zelda how Link would carry livestock over his head like that and throw it places to meet objectives?

Or how about when Mario would just pick up enemies in Mario 2, some of them were sheep-like.

We should make a ROM hack where instead of Mario and the toad you are a wolf man and all of the turnips are subterranean sheep who are just way too into their books to struggle.