Saw the meme by  jonas and just had to make one m'self.

On the left, I'm actually getting pretty close to that... if I'd just clean up my exercise program and then get to it, I could prolly get ripped up (or at least get it where my abs show), and my shoulders/arms are actually already that big. I've got massive power in my lats and traps. ;D My hair's also growing closer to that length.

And on the right is me... when I shave. Which is why I don't shave. Apparently I look like a super-butch dyke when I'm clean-shaved, and I apparently sound like one, too, especially over the phone. >=S I DEMAND TILL LINDEMANN'S VOCAL CHORDS!