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Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fantasy
Species Rabbit / Hare
Size 386 x 558px
File Size 46.8 kB
"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... ["skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen."
....
Ahem..
...
I'm not a nerd for this.
Not at all.
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Ahem..
...
I'm not a nerd for this.
Not at all.
By day the weregeek passes as a normal person. They drink at bars, complain about superiors with their coworkers, and push street laws to their ethical limits in the attempt to shave seconds of the daily commute. But by night they don the the feared pocket protectors and glasses of the damned. They go forth dressed in clothing several years out of the present fashion dictates, and set themselves on a unsuspecting populace. Stopping conversations with complete strangers cold with random trivia, driving carefully under the speed limit, and arguing loudly over the practicalities of science fiction plot devices!
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...
*skips a few verses*
... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
*skips a few verses*
... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Dungeon Master-"Your and your party Fellows walk in a road of a deep dark forest, sudenly you see a little rabbit cross your way, you let down your gaurd, with out advide the rabit attack one of your mounts and reap its trouth2-, Make a Knowledge-Nature check, you rol a 20; you get the enxt information- "in front of your eyes a Vorpal Bunny2
Oh shit! I know what's coming up!
(gets defribillator in case the artist suffers a fatal heart attack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEcv.....4SDkc&NR=1
(gets defribillator in case the artist suffers a fatal heart attack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEcv.....4SDkc&NR=1
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