*KZZH!*

*Lights cigar with match*

*Inhales deep*

*Exhales smoke*

Well well well… Here we are… Again.

What does this make it now?, the 68th time?. In under how long?, 3 months?, 4?. Well it doesn't really matter because I'm impressed… impressed by how big of an idiot you are!. How the HELL!, can you just keep on getting your sorry ass given to you, by those little maggots that you call heroes!. I’ve given you all the power you need to be rid of them!, but no!. You just have to show how BIG your ego is to everyone, just really smack it against their faces for a bit. And because of that, you leave yourself open for them to deliver the killing blow!. Every!. Bloody!. TIME!. Sure, there were times where you actually pulled your shit together and what not. But that was sadly short lived, because as soon as one of the heroes started shit talking to you. Your bloody ego gets the better of you, and you DIE!. All because you want to show them that you are better than them!.

*Inhales cigar again and exhales*

I’m beginning to think that it was a mistake to hire you for just such a simple task of causing evil and chaos. And look what I got from it!. A moron with an ego the size of a planet, and who has not even managed to do a single thing on the list I gave them!...

…*Sigh* Listen here, buddy. I’m a patient man. I’m a silent man at most times. And I'm a man that doesn't really show that much emotion at all, if ever. But there are times where my patience is tested, and on the brink of snapping in two, and someone dies from it. And YOU, ho ho ho, ohh. You are just standing on finn ice buddy. And I'm just this close, to just say “To hell with it!” and let my pals here have a fine time with you. And when they are done with your mangled body, I'll personally grab you by the throat, and throw you down into the deepest darkest pit of Hell myself!. Because I'm the one that brings you back from the dead, and I'm the one that can send you straight down to Hell whenever I want!.

So here is some advice, from me to you…

*Grabs you by the neck of you cloths, and pulls you close to his face*

...Pull your shit together. Drop that ego off a cliff. Take over a goddamn kingdom or something. Kill the fucking heroes. And don’t you bloody fuck this up again!. Because if you do, and you die again. You. Are. DONE!.

Do I make myself clear?.

*You nod*

Good…

*Lets go of you*

Now do yourself a favor, and get out of my sight!.

*Inhales the cigar again, and blows a heap of smoke at your face*

*The next thing you know, and your back in your hideout, on your bed, Sweating like a waterfall*

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