Which would be me, revisited in the long-awaited (by no one) jacket photo. I'm actually wearing about $1,000 here; the jacket is about $300 from luxe designer Billy Reid, similar in scale to the $150 silk Armani tee underneath. The slacks, from an upper-midscale department store similar to Macy's, for a bit less, but it's accentuated by six bracelets and three necklaces (all silver) which total around $250. Finished with $150 black boots underneath.
I make seven and a half dollars an hour in a forty-hour workweek.
So yes, it's true; I dress exactly the way I talk and type. *_*