"Heya fellow gainers! On my quest to make the world a little pudgier, I always happen to find some fellow pudge-enthusiasts!" Alvum said gleefully as he patted his hand against the large belly beside him. "Today we've got a cameo from a special guest! Maybe you recognize him, maybe you don't! And who'd blame ya for either?!"

Alvum looked up at his guest with a smile. "So, big guy. You had a gainer story, didn'tcha? Why not go ahead and tell the audience about it!"

The big minotaur looked at the camera and gave a bashful wave. "Ahh, hello I am T-"

"Totally excited to be on my gainer vlog?" Alvum remarked tipping his hat downward. "I am, too! And as mentioned in previous videos, all these cameos will be wearing masks to both keep their identity a secret and to give more show to their very beautiful guts!"

"Oh, right. I forgot about being anonymous!" The guest patted his belly. "Well, the story's rather... odd, but I met this werewolf a long while ago..."

"How long?" Alvum asked, putting his hand to his chin in a dramatic show of contemplation.

"Uh... one thousand years ago-"

Alvum's lips sputtered. He was not expecting that answer. "Ahaha... is that like... a joke or something?"

"No, I am serious." The guest looked down at Alvum. "Knight W- er... the werewolf... and I... have been around for a long time. It was only recently that they decided we should 'retire' from heroics."

Alvum scratched the top of his head. His expression changing from a confused smile to a confused frown. "So... is he... okay... or are you pulling my leg... or something else? I legitimately didn't know you were a thousand years old."

"Oh, I'm almost three thousand years old. The werewolf is going on one thousand!" the guest said gleefully. "But he thought it would be great if I were to start changing my physique a bit to match his own... and with a bit of his help, I found the weight started to slip on." The guest patted their belly. "He gave me a potion a while ago that made me a bit fatter in the winter and be strong and fit in the summer."

"But it's the middle of June?" Alvum cocked his head to the side.

"Exactly." The guest gestures to his belly again. "This is my current 'strong and fit' body.... It's bigger than what my winter belly was, but when winter rolls around I get even softer than I am now!"

"So you're saying that this is your new 'default thin'?" Alvum asked, his smile returning.

"Yes! All thanks to Knight Wol- erm... the werewolf!" The guest's eyes closed and he gave the audience another wave. "He's been a huge fan of your vlogs and wanted to be on the show himself, so he's excited I will be on it!"

"Oh, so you know what's going to happen next?" Alvum asked, reaching off camera to pull out a large jug.

"I am actually unaware what will happen next, he didn't want to spoil it for me."

Alvum passed the jug over to The guest who stared at it for a moment. Alvum spoke up. "Well, we're gonna be chugging down some gainer shakes -- as much as you can stomach! It'll really heft up that belly of yours and possibly add a bit of muscle to you as well! But with a gut as big as yours, I'm sure your werewolf friend will be happy to see you come home with such a bloated gut!"

"I would imagine so!" The guest unscrewed the cap. “Do I just… drink it?”

“Of course, big guy!” Alvum smiled, giving the guest’s belly a rub. “And for the viewers enjoyment, I’ll rub yer gut as it swells out from all that gainer shake!”

The guest lifted up his mask slightly to reveal a smile underneath. Lifting the jug to his lips he spoke. “Oh… he’s REALLY going to like that.” Without any hesitation, the guest began to chug the drink.

Alvum was pleased.

~~~~~

Commission for Pika13ish on Twitter

~~~~~

Alvum © Pika13ish on Twitter

Tudor/Art ©  pikminpedia Me