Name: Reginald

Species: Dutch Landrace

Age: 61

Likes: Nature, Dancing, Belfies, Showing off, Sitcoms, Karaoke, Flirting, Mooning, Being silly, Toilet humor, Beer, Funny jokes, Juggling, Stripteasing (Secretly), Camping, Cooking, Reality shows, Documentary films, Gardening

Dislikes: Abuse, Wildfires, Sexism, Riots, Capitalism, Littering, Negative attitudes, Toxic masculinity, Natural disasters, Sailing (He gets seasick), Meats, Sweets, Dairy Products (He's lactose intolerant)

Favorite Food: Vegetable Soup

Occupation: Manufacturing Engineer

Birthplace: The Netherlands

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Triple-Barreled Blaster, Automatic Grenade Launcher, Dual Autocannons, Gyro Cutters

Title: Guardian Giant of Holland

Fursonal Quote: “If life keeps knocking you down, then keep getting back up!”

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Mr. H: "GODDAMN! That's one hairy-ass goat! Not to mention, this dude is packin'! For real! Anywho, without further ado, our sixth and final goat hero for today! From the Netherlands, this hairy goat dad goes by the name...Reginald! He's big, he's hairy, yet......he doesn't seem quite scary. I mean, he does look like one of those tough guys with those heavy-ass weapons, the camo, and a musclechub himself. Although...he seems kinda nice for a change. Let alone kinda fun to hang with. Heh. That, and...well, of course you know I'm gonna say it - he is thicc as fuck! There! I said it! WHAT?! IT'S TRUE! Anywaaaaays...now you may notice the arsenal he has on him. Reginald wields three kinds of weapons in his arsenal: a triple-barreled blaster, an automatic grenade launcher, and dual autocannons! However, what you SHOULD beware of are his gyro cutters. Those killer drones are equipped with cannons that'll shoot his enemies down, but their spinning blades will slice 'em up real easy like a Commercial Meat Slicer."