Here we find Smiley the Wine Bottle at work.

We use a spare bottle to run cleaners and water through the machines between customers. Our problem used to be customers who found themselves short one bottle who didn't bother to ask the staff for help. They would just take the clean bottle on the counter top and leave me with no cleaning bottle. We used to lose one every three days. I tried to stop it first by using a bottle that was covered in glue and paper scraps. That one lasted a day. I put a price tag of $50,000 on a bottle. I lost three of those. One day I put on a label with a skull and cross bones with the text "Do Not Remove"

I've only lost three of those in about six years and one of those came back.


OK, he's not furry but since he has a name and a job he's at least anthro.