That's one way to repel autograph seekers.

I always loved this one!!

You know what makes this really funny to me is during a ball game at the High Desert Maverick's stadium, earlier in July, our section got "Invaded" by a bunch of cub scouts, hoping to catch an errant foul ball. One boy who appeared to be at least seven or eight years old, hyped up on sugar and being away from mommy and daddy, started making "Toilet Jokes" about the team's mascot. None of the others in the group paid any attention to the little dweeb as they were watching the game, so the kid kept it up and kept it up until I got tired of hearing it. I leaned over and said, "Young man, could you please can the Potty talk?" He looked at me as if I came from outer space. He was quiet for a few seconds, then he started up again, just as loud as before. He even told his companions, "Hey, if you guys aren't gonna pay attention to me I'll keep saying it." I warned him again about keeping his tongue in check, but he flat ignored me, and started yelling the insults out loud. I then yelled "USHER!" over my shoulder as loud as I could, and every errant cub scout disappeared from our section in about ten seconds.

LOL! That'll teach the little bastard..!!