Cyrcas and his cousin Flaex went to the mall to meet up with Shiro and Tolenn. As they awaited the arrival of the pair, an ancient avian ambled along.

"Hello ladies," He spoke before doing a double-take.

The geriatric grackle gentleman gingerly grabbed his glasses to adjust them, and a squint, a short squawk, and a stern sigh in swift succession soon sailed forth. Suddenly he was spewing a sleep-inducing, patience-straining soliloquy, a tiring tirade, a lecturing litany about the changing times and his immense disappointment in them.

The crossdressing cat's cousin quickly concocted the quintessentially correct comeback to such crass cringe; She held up a hand, hoping to halt his "helpful" heaving of heckling and halitosis, and hurled out her own hot take:

"Okay Boomer"


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What's this? I drew a woman? Some pants? A woman wearing pants? I guess I get inspired to do these things sometimes.

Happy pride month, everyone! I hope it's been good so far and you haven't let any crusty old men tell you what to wear or who to be. I wish you all a family as supportive and accepting as the one Cyrcas here has, and if your natural family won't do, I hope you find a new one who does.

(Also I think I got a bit carried away by the alliterations into making the old guy seem a lot worse than I wanted to at first. He's not supposed to be a huge shithead, he just doesn't understand. I guess in some ways those things are pretty close.)

Also also: I think I decided to make Cyrcas a Tallboi now. Going to help break up the fact that all three boys have the exact same body type, I hope. So here's his first instance of being TALL.

Extra versions:

Without the text: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42446514/
Just the cats: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42446535/