Because if I was in the Pokémon world, I would be a world renowned notorious criminal.

Rumour would have it I was a high ranking member of team rocket until I stole something from Giovanni himself.

Some say a master assassin- leaving my targets completely without blood, or dropped from heights without a mark.

'They' would say I stole the single vial of 'berserker gene' that made Mewtwo so powerful, and plan to use it for my own world dominating plans. But I'm awaiting the arrival of a legendary, ghostly and celestial bat Pokémon to do it with.

But really it's because I would have so many millions of pounds in unpaid fines for flying my bat Pokémon everywhere. Unheeding of licences, air traffic laws, pokeball compliances and health and safety. But it's not like they can catch us in order to enact these fines! HARHAR!

Suck my entire arse, the sky has no laws! WE FLY!

Pumpkaboo needs to be carried. She's a little slow.