Name: Oldest Tree

Species: Yellowstone Moose

Age: 79

Likes: Flatulence, Toilet humor, Funny jokes, His smoking pipe, Napping, Twerking (Used to back in his days, yet he still got it), Mooning, Belly rubs, Butt crushing/squashing, Classic cartoons, Nature, Gardening, Camping, Storytelling, History

Dislikes: Wildfires, Natural disasters, Distractions, Capitalism, Vandalism, Thieves, Negative attitudes, Jumpscares, Toxic people, Internet, Discrimination

Favorite Food: Fiddleheads

Occupation: Farmer

Birthplace: Saskatchewan

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Shovel Gun

Title: Elderly Guardian of the Canadian Forest

Fursonal Quote: “Nothing wrong with us old folks wanting to have a little fun.”

---

Mr. H: "Oh? Why hellooo there. Heh. You all are probably wondering who this daddy moose here is? I mean, it says so on his belt buckle. Welp, this guy here...is Oldest Tree. Heh. A funny, yet technically somewhat accurate name for the fact that this dude is old as fuck! Older than D' and Ice Burst. Hehe. Old...and yet...he looks pretty hot, not gonna lie. Anywho, Oldest Tree may be old...but his spirit is still intact. Despite he's in his seventies, it doesn't stop him from having a good time in this godforsaken world. I mean, for an oldie, he kinda is pretty fun to hang with. Hell, you should've seen where he was mooning a few drivers while passing by. Or the time he ripped a long, loud, wet-ass gas on the air vent and caused the ones in the next room to gag and barf. Bruh, this has to be the realist greymuzzle alive! I can already imagine a few furs would fall for this guy. Ahem, anywho, Oldest Tree wields a Shovel Gun. It's a shovel, buuuuut......IT'S ALSO A GUUUUUUN! He can whack and jab his enemies, yet hidden within that shovel he can shoot 'em down just by pulling the trigger. They'll never see it coming......hold up, did I just make a Persona 5 reference there?"